If you were to break a world record, which would it be?

I’d like to hold and set the record for the longest and most consistent smile lol.

Longest time sleeping at one time.

I have drive police cars between 2 and 3 million miles in 44 years. is that a record?

Who knows?

@john65pennington Whoa!!

Hours a day sitting in this chair. I just can’t seem to tear myself away…... :-/

Sarcasm~

Person who has watched the entire series of Buffy The Vampire Slayer the most times.

The person who can drink the most caffeine and still fall asleep.

here is one that will never be broken!

Most Lightning Strikes Survived: Roy C. Sullivan of Virginia was struck for the seventh time in 1977

@JJJones OMFG that’s hilarious, that guy must hate his life…. :(

@JJJones i would just want to die….

@Blackberry yeah, googled it and this came up…could not believe what i was reading…that is far out…unreal!

MIlo here: Most mice caught in a four-week period. I may have the record.

@gailcalled how many?

@gymnastchick;We were not keeping careful records, but this summer it was 47 mice of different sizes, one small chipmunk and sadly a fledging. After Milo got the hang of it and the notion that my fields were loaded, I found one a day for a week in August. Very little eaten from them, too.

This one came gift-wrapped with dead grass. (It is the gray lump outside sliders.)

World record lottery winner !!

Number of times I have to pee before leaving the house.

Navel gazing. Or thinking too much. Whichever comes first.

Catching pennies stacked on my arm.

Amount of time being awesome. That, or a rubik’s cube contest.