What sort of weird things do you do while you're alone that you don't share with people in real life?

i give my self a pigs blood enema then stand by my fridge, i open the door and anthropomorphize the freshly drained pig carcase in to my mother and blame it for all the bad things that have happened to me in my life. then i crawl up in to a ball and cry while sucking my thumb and rocking back and forwards.

anyone else here do this? just me?

joke, actually i practice singing so i can sing to my girlfriend, singing is very out of character for me

Sharing that thing here isn’t real life?

Masturbate…

No, but seriously, I’m not sure. I suppose you could say creating my own language is a little weird and I certainly don’t share it with most people and I pretty much only do it when I’m alone. It’s a never-ending process. There are always new words to invent and there’s always more to add to the grammar book. (I’m not even closed to finishing that, though).

I take pictures of myself sometimes, just to see. I try on various arrangements of clothes in front of the mirror. I lip sync Japanese songs and other songs. I think of possible dance steps to 17th century music. You get the idea. :)

@frdelrosario good point, but we’re able to hide behind the screen and keep info from those we know “in real life”

I go on the Internet meet people on www.omegle.com and if they seem nice give them my msn. And talk to them I met a really nice guy….and I
now talk to him everyday..I’ve actually grown quite attatched to him…he is really nice and I know he’s not a fake

@DominicX you’re awesome!

@disturbed_broken I do this too.

@DominicX Intriguing. Are you deriving your language from another or just starting from scratch? Also, are you using latin characters?

I dance in public toilets. It’s possible that you don’t understand just how significant this is for me.

I don’t dance.

Do not. Ever.

If I was offered a million dollars to dance, I would take it, but I would lay awake screaming about it for at least a year.

I’m not sure why I do it, but it’s possibly connected to my always listening to music.

I talk to my goldfish, the day he answers back I’m getting a straightjacket.
I also sing along with music and sometimes hold full blown conversations with myself, sometimes there are about ten of me chatting away at any one time….
Does anyone else talk to the objects in thier house? “hello fridge, I’m just getting milk out for coffee” – “okay Mr Tap, gimme some water” that kind of thing?
anyone?, ok, Size XL jacket please mr phone…..............

I talk to my cat like a baby but the real sad part is I answer for him as well, even sadder yet is I do this in front of family/friends as well.

@octopussy
haha awwww that’s cute!

I talk to myself, even answer myself sometimes. I pretend someone else in the room with me and I dance with them, sometimes sexy dance.

Masturbation!

I talk with God!

@disturbed broken…the world’s a nicer place with animals :)

@octopussy
yes it is :)

I talk to myself; usually referring to myself by my last name.

I make up broadway-style songs that are very lewd and risqué.

Practice speech!(for protest,argumentation,and charismatic reason),it makes me more confident.

Watch some of my favorite shows. I hate watching certain shows with people around because I really like to focus on them and I don’t need background talking or side conversation disrupting my concentration.

i twirl my hair a lot. i also let my cats eat off my plate or eating utensils. usually i don’t let them eat off the utensils until i’ve finished, but on occasion i will let them have a lick and then i take over.

I have tried on my wife’s bra and undies, but only once.

I listen to Opera by myself because everyone else would think I was weird or at least they wouldn’t enjoy it.

I eat things I am not supposed to eat.

I tried my wifes bra on once, you can imagine my chagrin when it was too small for me….........................

I had a pet lizard that I used to talk to….bearded dragon. I swear he loved me!

@daemonelson

I’m starting it completely from scratch. I wanted to make sure that it didn’t resemble any other language. Though it’s not completely random, there are sound patterns, and of course, there are related words that sound similar and have similar roots.

I’m kind of not clear on whether to use Latin or Cyrillic. My language can be written with both (Latin requires extra letters like dotted C, U with circle above it, etc.) I just keep flip-flopping between the two.

I may end up creating my own alphabet, but the beauty of Latin and Cyrillic is that I can use them on the computer. :)

@DominicX That’s quite an undertaking. If you had the necessary software, you could create your own set of characters. But something like latin or cyrillic is probably the way to go. Plus, I suppose you wouldn’t have to re-learn recognition of characters, latin would be good for that.

I’d be thrilled to see what you’ve got, any chance I could have a sample?