NSFW Women: Do you like being smurfed by your sexual partner?
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January 11th, 2010
Smurfed: (courteousy of urbandictionary.com): To get wacked in the face with a penis.
How? Why? What about smacked with it on the outer vagina?
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you probably should put a NSFW in your question.
Im at work! I just showed everyone.
hey…thx did it whats that mean? something with work?
Papa (smurf) got a brand new ball bag. Father Abraham what monster have you created.
sounds like fun!! don’t know how I would explain the red face to friends though!!
It’s ok, @Marie123, you’ll know for next time- it means “not safe for work.” You’d think that someone wouldn’t open something with this title at work, period, with or without the nsfw tag. It’s obviously not appropriate for work, but the tag is just an immediately noticeable signal that it’s to be passed over.
Anyway, I don’t like to be smacked in the face with anything. Though, I do like to feel my husbands penis on my skin, not necessarily on my face.
In a word, no, I wouldn’t. I want it in my face on MY terms.
I’d like to know just what the hell getting whacked in the face with a penis has to do with smurfs.
Well, ya learn something new every day! No, I would not like to be “smurfed.” It wouldn’t do anything for me, other than probably make me laugh and say something like, “What the hell was that all about!?” It also hardly seems fair, because it’s not like you could smack the guy back with your hoo ha.
honestly, i thought that this sex act was called “turkey necking”.
@MissAusten Lol @ ‘smack the guy back with your hoo ha’.
The best we could do is to wind one up & smack a guy in the face with a boob.
@MissAusten lol, but you can smack him back with your tatas. :)
This must be very popular because it was the word of the year 2008 in Holland (swaffelen, expect a buchload of google hits). God I hope no one likes this. I can’t help but feel ‘smurfin’ someone is done to degrade that person.
@markyy GA. Very good observation. That’s sure how I’d feel!
@holden Because if you do it for a long time your balls will end up black and blue?
@jbfletcherfan Not really, a lot of sexual acts are based on degrading the sexual partner :(
If I smacked my wife in the face with my penis she’d probably say: “Honey, how did that limp spaghetti noodle get in our bed?”
Truth be told I am much bigger than that. Think Slim Jim.
@markyy Yeah, I know. That’s why I’m not into porn. To me, sex is love, closeness, respect.& mutual pleasure.
I have always heard that called “mushroom slap.”
Where did they get the word “smurfing” for it?
Well who knew that’s what it was called – I don’t think we do this regularly, esp. on the face but I wouldn’t mind – and as far as the outer labia go, yes I get smurfed there (there’s a sentence I didn’t think I’d say today)
It does explain why Gargamel is always so grouchy and grumpy.
i enjoy smurfing my gf , and she laughs….its all in good fun….
@limeaide Yeah, and he would probably like that. They’d have to be a bit bigger, or else droopier. Maybe by the time I’m fifty I can give him a black eye with a well slung boob.
What’s with the weird terminology? Usually I hear it referred to simply as cockslap. Clear, direct, to the point.
While I’m not female, I’ve noticed an oddly high proportion appear to. In my experience, anyway.
Also, for some reason it’s called ‘turkey slapping’ here.
haha. Great discussion. My best friend’s mother is a teacher and she comes home with these new words and asks her daughter. Thought itd be a funny question/learning experience for most.
The Wife wraps her hair around it before rubbing it on her face only to go “grrrrrr” like she;‘s gonna bite it only to take it and tease it…
I thought the smurf was reserved for women being paid for sex… what other appeal would there be? But what the hell do I know.
@NaturalMineralWater well, either you think that the action is degrading…which means that you only reserve that for the ‘lowest women of society’ (how sweet) or you haven’t enjoyed it without paying for it…but what the hell do I know?
Really? I can’t see any reason for this other than degrading one’s partner. How can smacking something with your dick be pleasurable?
i love smurfing while getting smurfed
Usually when my SO says he is going to cock slap me in the face it is a threat…a threat I do not take kindly to. It is usually a joke don’t get me wrong, but still I would not enjoy being “smurfed”. As for slapping my vagina, I’ll also have to say no.
I can’t imagine who that would be fun for.
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That’s all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn’t fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That’s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Where are “The Beach Boys” now with their new hit, ”Smurfin’ Safari”
p.s. The Beach Boys were ‘60s musical sensation, famous for the multipart harmony surf sound first introduced by “Jan and Dean”
If a guy slapped me in the face with his dick, without asking, he probably wouldn’t have a penis anymore. Light taps, in my opinion, are not the same as slapping. It’s understandable why a guy might tap around your mouth or something, but a slap? No fucking way.
Slapping it on the outer wall of the vag feels good actually. I wouldn’t want to be smacked in the face with a schlong, real nor the detachable kind.
It sounds funny to me, in a Spanish Inquisition kinda way. I could see it being degrading, but it’s nowhere near as degrading as other things you hear about.
@tinyfaery what is degrading to one person may not be so to another – no sexual act is degrading if done with consent between two adults (or do I need to remind how much your own sex life may gross people out just because you are two women? it’s not fair then and it’s not fair to assume something a person does freely with a partner is degrading just because you don’t feel comfortable with the concept)
Okay. Give me a reason a man would enjoy this?
@tinyfaery because I do. that’s enough for him – I don’t really even need to defend this as I can not remember the last time that (apparently, smurfing) happened but I’m thinking since I don’t mind putting his dick into my mouth I don’t mind it being put on my face…and we’re into slapping…and rough sex
@tinyfaery Thank you. I was beginning to lose all hope in woman kind. XD I find it increasingly appalling that I don’t have more support on these things from women.
@Simone_De_Beauvoir I just happen to think it’s pretty damn degrading… but .. I grew up in a time when chivalry wasn’t dead and men knew how to treat women. If you like papa smurf… by all means… have fun.
I have no tolerance for violence against women, straight or gay. Smurfing sounds abusive to me. @tinyfaery you have my support even though I’m X chromosome challenged.
I would think it was dependent on velocity…
@NaturalMineralWater oh well I will certainly look out for statements of yours like the one about prostitutes up above that don’t degrade women – please, start any time you like.
@Simone_De_Beauvoir Is there something about prostitution that you don’t find degrading? I’m not following.
@NaturalMineralWater I find ‘gentlemen’ like yourself talking about prostitutes in a degrading manner degrading
@Simone_De_Beauvoir Well that’s certainly confusing. Sorry about .. whatever it is that you find degrading. I should have just said I think it’s degrading to women .. I guess.
In the end I have to agree with @Simone_De_Beauvoir, if it is done between two consenting adults then the only way the label “degrading” can only be applied is by outsiders looking in and as an opinion, as in this case.
As far as opinions as to what is right and wrong, a lot more has gone on for a lot longer than was talked about or is commonly known.
@Naked_Homer If a woman consented to being punched in the face during sex I’d find that a little degrading too. XD I guess I’m too old fashioned for this crowd.
@NaturalMineralWater but why would you, a person not involved in the act, find something degrading that the person involved in the act doesn’t?
@Simone_De_Beauvoir and @Naked_Homer It’s called an opinion. Take it or leave it. At this point.. it’s probably better to just leave it.. although I’m awfully curious as to the caliber of a person who wouldn’t think these behaviors degrading to them or their partner.
But as I said before .. if that’s your thing, great! Just don’t expect me to not call the cops if I hear the neighbor’s wife being punched in the face… consent or no consent. XD
@violet ; the Wife like that position too, head bent back receiving!
@NaturalMineralWater – If that is your thing great, let me put you down, ridicule you, question your character and morals, but seriously,if that is your thing great.
That isn’t live and let live. That is I live and ridicule you.
I also find your leap to punching in the face a little disturbing. Was this violent step just a means of exaggeration to try to prove your point?
You have a bit of nerve questioning my caliber when your imagination takes you to hitting her with your fist.
Incidentally, I have had a woman suggest and try to smurf herself with me and stopped it because I wasn’t comfortable with it. I just don’t think it’s my right to judge other consenting adults who enjoy what they agree on. So I am pretty OK with my caliber.
I’ve been with a few girls who got off on being dominated. Who cares if thats their thing?
Get over it. You don’t like it, ok fine, don’t do it. If they do, who are you to judge?
Yes @westy81585 ; And when they are Really into it it can be Wild!
@whoever Good lord.. I didn’t mean to chop any nerves in half! wow… well I’m glad I could help you guys get some anger out anyway…
@Simone_De_Beauvoir I’m just fine. To be perfectly honest I’ve had a bit too much liquor tonight and am just a bit tired of being disagreed with. It gets old over time. I should probably not drink and fluther. It’s never a good idea.
@NaturalMineralWater I don’t drink. So I wouldn’t know. But I imagine that yes, it’s not a good idea…unless asmonet does it…then it’s funny
@NaturalMineralWater – hey I am sorry. I kinda got testy, Im not drinking but am about 3 weeks away from only seeing my children on weekends and once a week for 3 hours on a school night. I just took the comment about caliber in a different context and thus way to personal. But that isn’t an excuse for being like that and I apologize.
You have a right to what ever you feel and to say what you want. Sorry about that.
I’m still wondering… why a smurf? Is it because of the hats? It’s the hats isn’t it.. ?
O M G- @Simone_De_Beauvoir ; you just added Fluther with Power Tools and Driving as being not advised when Under the Influence! That means when driving your DUI and when Fluthering your DWF!
smurfin, thats a great name for it – i’ve had woman ask me for a smurfin – its always blown my mind why they do that, but it odviously something popular enough to be given a name. maybe its a young people thing
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