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What is the best (or worst) insult you ever were a witness to?

Asked by mowens (8403points) January 14th, 2010

A friend of mine and I take great pride in our ability to insult each other. I used to work with him, and we would just throw them back and forth at each other all day long. The best one that I can remember was when I called him “A waste of sperm.” It was so good I even heard my boss around the corner say “Ouch!”

My question is this:

What is the best insult you either gave, heard, or received in your lifetime?

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LethalCupcake's avatar

I.. as a completely outgoing and maybe odd sometimes sense of style & personality…. have been insulted a few times – some a little more HARSH than others. BUT – I have also been an Insulter lol – The best I ever gave had to be to a “freind” who had recently lost the title…. I called her a Crackhead Gutter Slut that looked like Richard Simmons after a 10 Hr Dance-athon…. >.<

TexasDude's avatar

I found myself in a heated argument with a certain gentleman that was reduced to a name calling shouting match. He retorted to a comment I made on his character which amounted to a very weak and lame comeback on his part. I replied as follows:
“Oooh, nice one (sarcastically). If I wanted the comeback, I’d scrape it off your sister’s chin!”

Jude's avatar

When I came out to my Mom, her first response was “If you’re one of “those” people, I’d suggest that you stay away from the family”. She felt as though it was some sort of deformity.

That was hurtful.

She eventually came around and accepted my lifestyle.

mowens's avatar

@jmah That’s horrible! Luckily my coming out wasn’t followed by an insult, but I feel for those who do.

shego's avatar

Somebody called me the n word once then told me I was too white to take offense to it. Really? I’m mixed it’s impossible for me to be to white or to black to take offense.

ultimateego's avatar

i don’t know. too many to keep track of.

nisse's avatar

A few good ones (NSFW).

“I hope you fall face forward in a puddle of AIDS”
“She’s so ugly i just can’t look at her” (simplicity is often best, this was said with such brute honesty that it really dug in)
“Why won’t you come out tonight? Did you fall and break your cunt?”
“She’s such a cum-dumpster” (oldie but goodie)

LethalCupcake's avatar

@nisse OMFG the first one is SO funny! lol Im going to remember that one for my next Brawl lolz

Silhouette's avatar

I once witnessed a grown man resort to baby talking. Something along these lines…Woo should wook in a merror cause woo are ugwee. Fu**ing lame. I still feel sorry for him.

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