NSFW. Would you care to share a time when you were caught masturbating?

my roommate and his girlfriend walked on me right when i was ejaculating. it got on his girlfriend’s pants, around the thigh area.. she wasn’t impressed and my roommate wasn’t either.

i was though, that was a huge load and i’m surprised i got such a distance on that one.

thats what they get for barging in without knocking.

Lol umm I was fingering myself on the phone with my boyfriend, being really quiet so he couldn’t tell. He said, “I have a suprise for you.” and he opened my door.

No.

Geez…..Mikes been writing for a long time. This must be good. LOL

I’ve never been caught masturbating, but I’ve been caught downloading porn. I was downloading a video and I left the speakers on by accident. I went out to get a drink and when it finished downloading, the video played. After a few minutes, a girl was loudly moaning out of my room, and my sister (who was downstairs) was like “WTF?”. We have never spoke of the incident since then.

jajajjajajajajajaj LOL

Hahaha. Yesterday in the bathroom before a shower, my girlfriend just walked in.

Also, in college my roomate passed out with his penis in his hand, a porno centerfold open and his pants around his ankles. He had a dog, his dog opened the door. I saw him while heading off to bed. I just covered him up and shut his door after waking my brother and his girlfriend up to come take a look.

thankfully, she never saw me through the window.

@judochop LOL..awww…that was mean. Poor guy.

I just recieved the exhibitionist award while typing my last answer.

I was asking for it no question, but about 10 years ago I was outside enjoying a little time with myself and nature, secure in the knowledge that my neighbors were out of town. Little did I know that their daughter had decided to stop by their house for a few days while traveling. As I was getting close, something caught my eye and I just barely glanced up to see her watching me from the other side of the fence. There was nothing I could do about it and she certainly seemed interested so I kept going to an unexpectedly powerful finish. I have to admit, knowing that she was watching, and I assume was enjoying it, certainly helped, and I rather enjoyed that myself. After, I cleaned up quick and headed back inside trying hard to be nonchalant and make it look as though I had no clue.

@wonderingwhy…. how old was she…?

I’ve yet to be caught. I’m pretty quick at making it seem as though nothing was happening, but I often fantasize about some female catching me and finishing me off. awwww, to dream….

@warribbons not sure exactly, at the time late 20’s maybe 30, 31 tops.

Twice already. Both times by mommy dearest. Well, not in the action, but when I was just about to. Once was when she found me walking in my underwear to the bathroom, the second was when she saw me walking up to my room from the dark kitchen with a small plastic bag in my hand. The second one proved to be a harder conversation.

Mom: “Why do you have that in your hand?”
Me: “I.. I.. Err.. Nothing” <<quickly rips plastic bag to shreds and throws it away>>
Mom, watching me carefully: “What were you planning to do with it?”
Me: “For no reason.”
(Very uncomfortable pause)
Mom, ominously: “I know why you took that bag. Don’t think I don’t know why.”

I said nothing, so she walked up to her room.

@Saturated_Brain OMG…how embarrassing. sorry, I can’t help but laugh here

@jbfletcherfan lol what you never got creative?

@Saturated_Brain LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL GA GA!!!!

reminds me of the time where i used all the vasaline in the washroom and i used my greasy hands to turn off the tap. my brother was like wtf, you’re such a pervert after he went into the bathroom

@wonderingwhy k its all gangsta then.

I forgot to add, after that, I waited for a while, and then proceeded to masturbate. This time with a new plastic bag

Goddamn it, @Blondesjon, don’t you ever fuckin’ knock? If this goo shorts out my keyboard, you owe me a laptop.

Never been caught technically. At least, no one has ever indicated that they caught me. What I mean by that is that my mom walked in on me one time, but I was facing away from her and tried to make it look like nothing was going on. It’s possible she knew what I was doing, but she didn’t say anything, so who knows? The same thing happened with my sister; she walked in on me, but it was the same situation and she didn’t say anything, so she might have been aware of what was going on, but might not have.

I’m also very good at quickly minimizing things on my computer screen. :)

I remember when I first started…you know…I would always go into the bathroom to do it because I was too afraid that I would get caught in my room.

No, I have always known how to be very discrete.
@judochop that is really funny

I’ve never been caught, either. I pick my times carefully.

@Axemusica LOLLLL…can’t say that I’ve ever had to. Like yarnlady, I’m always in control of the situation.

@jbfletcherfan I’m not talking about being creative to not get caught. I mean creative as in the plastic bag.

@Axemusica that particular situation wouldn’t work for me, I’m afraid. ;-)

I think I was 7 and it was my mother who caught me perusing a shower head in a fascinating new way – she took me to the doctor because she thought there was something wrong with me – the doctor told her to leave me alone.

Ok- the Wife and I are in an Open Marriage and have her BFF living with us. OK- that’s the set-up…

The Wife was away visiting her family and I had just finished talking to her and needed to relive so I went in to take a shower and was standing letting the water run on my face taking care of myself and then I didn’t realize Cheryl’s hand reached around and she said “I know you were going to talk to her tonight and she drives you crazy so I came home early to see if you needed some help- Obviously I had a good idea!”...

dear penthouse, i never thought i’d be writing you, but….

I was 13 years old. My mother had just left our apartment, so I had the place to myself. I’m in my bed, with the bedroom door shut, going to town. Apparently, I was so, um, self-involved that I failed to hear that my mother had returned… she’d forgotten something. As was her habit, she didn’t knock before she opened my bedroom door and, since my eyes were closed, I had no idea she was there… until she shrieked “What are you doing?!?”

<snorts> I told her I was popping a pimple. Yeah, right.

The lesson I learned? ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR, even when you are alone.

LOLLLLLLLLLL popping a pimple!? OMG…HOW funny! I’ve never heard it called that. ’-)

Oh. My. God.

I am still shaking as I write this right now. My roommate just walked in on me doing it.

Now, the lights were very dim and he didn’t say anything and he can be pretty inattentive sometimes (works to my advantage in many ways), but holy shit. I just all of a sudden started to remember “oh wait, he doesn’t have practice today, he’s going to be back anytime” and literally the second I thought that, the door opened and I just fucking freaked. I slammed my laptop screen down and put it in my backpack to pretend like I was going to take it with me somewhere and…Oh God…hyperventilates

So…still haven’t technically been “caught” yet, but wow…

hee hee

@DominicX I love you. :D

@tinyfaery @augustlan Definitely ranks on my Top 5 list of most embarrassing moments of all time… :P

I didn’t even mention how I had to pull my sweatshirt over my pants rapid-quick so it looked like nothing was going on…oh my freakin’ God…lol

We talked for like an hour after that about various things and he didn’t mention it once. He definitely would’ve said something if he had seen something. He truly didn’t notice. Awesome. :)

@DominicX LOLLLLL,,,you DO live dangerously, don’t you?