What are 3 things no one should ever do on their wedding night?

Point and laugh. Invite a friend.

Get arrested.

1. Drive to their honeymoon destination thinking that you’ll really get more than 3 hours down the road.

2. Assume that there will be awesome sex. Or any sex at all.

3. Hmmmm. I don’t have a 3

This sounds like an Answerbag question.

@tedibear39 Why no sex?

Date.
Pass out.
Forget your new spouse’s name.

1. Meet their spouse for the first time.
2. See their spouse naked for the first time.
3. Have sex for the first time.

1. Snore
2. Sleep
3. Be sexually unsatisfied

@HTDC Yeah one of mine. Thought i’d give it a rerun on a new channel as it were.

Call home
Take a call from an ex
Forget their passport

@Shield_of_Achilles – We were emotionally and physically drained after the ceremony, reception and then starting the drive. I didn’t want to and he couldn’t have if I had wanted to.

1: sleep with the best man
2: sleep with the matron of honour
3: sleep with the father/mother of the bride/ groom

Compare your spouse to an ex.
Watch TV unless your spouse suggests it.
Call your family.

Leave $50 on the nightstand.

@mrentropy As much as that, i’d want some change~

Play paintball during the reception.

@ucme
A guy walks into a bar and sees his buddy there, crying into his beer.
Guy 1: What’s wrong?
Guy 2: I was with my girl last night, you know? We had sex and fell asleep. When I got up this morning I wasn’t thinking and I left $50 on the dresser.
Guy 1: Wow, yeah, that is pretty bad!
Guy 2: That’s not the worst of it! She woke up and gave me $20 in change!

@mrentropy Ahh but I wouldn’t be crying. I’d feel like the money,used & spent.

@Shield_of_Achilles I am totally having paintball at my reception.

Call your mother.
Fall asleep.
Not scream.

@lucillelucillelucille .. interesting 3rd selection

Have sex with the cute waitress from the reception… In front of your new wife…. While still at the reception.

Or does that just count as one thing?

Anal.

Nobody likes someone being picky on their wedding night.

So the rooms untidy and there’s confetti in your hair let it go.

Rent a DVD.

1) go streaking through the reception
2) tell your mother in law that she farts dust
3) go home with the best man

say vows
get married
ruin the rest of their life.

Oh three things… Erm the third… If the groom holds hands with the best man all day.

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