JBFLETCHERFAN has hit 10k! Time to make another copy of the key to the mansion...

CONGRATASLATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (:
Beautiful day to reach 10K.

Way to go JB!!!!!! It’s been a long time coming. I always enjoy your posts. Save a seat for me at the mansion… I might eventually make it :)

Great Job!

Yea jbfletcherfan! I’d been stalking you waitng for this and Allie beat me.
Congrats!! You are one of my favorite jellies and a good friend.

Congratulations, you wily detective fan, you!

Congratulations!!

* * * Y * A * Y * * * CONGRATULATIONS ! ! ! GOOD WORK ! ! ! * * * Y * A * Y * * *

Mazel Tov™! One of my faves!

Congratulations, you wily squirrel!

Hurray and double-hurray for the friendly little squirrel! Thank you for hanging out so long with all those nuts. Congratulations and welcome to the big tree.

WTG! I’m a JBFletcherfan Fan!

Congrats!

WOOOHOO! Way to go floozie squirrel friend!

Congrats, congrats, congrats JB! :)

I’ve been waiting for you to reach 10k, seems it should have happened ages ago.

Here’s some of your favorite squirrel food to celebrate the occasion!

Have fun in the forest suite of the 10k mansion!

Only fitting for a squirrel, eh? ;)

“Squirrel!” (From “UP”)

Congratulations to a wise and helpful jelly!!

CON

GO

RATS!!!

I’m a fan of anyone with JB in their name!

Squirrel, you are a terrific Jelly – full of merriment, zest and wisdom. It is a pleasure sharing a site with you!

You can join me in the menagerie part of the mansion. We’ll scratch and fluther together!

Way to go, jbfletcherfan!

I am a fan of the JBFletcherFan.

Congratulations to a very nice lady with a wry sense of humor, a mountain of wisdom and a love of the absurd.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer squirrel.

For you Fletcher we have cheesecake this time. Enjoy!

Congratulations!

There’s a mansion? Congratulations!

@MagsRags Of course there’s been a mansion! ‘Cept I don’t know where it even is…

@Axemusica That cheesecake better be for everyone…

FLURATS!

I THINK WE NEED A DEDICATED SONG

You rock!!!!! (Can I come to the mansion just to visit once in a while?? Tell me what it’s like there!! Do they really do the weird things I’ve heard they do???)

@Val123 Not even super ninja assassins could infiltrate the security at the mansion, and I don’t believe they accept visitors… often.

@MagsRags Yes there is a mansion! But…I can’t find it. I don’t know how anyone could lose a mansion, but I did.

Funtime :D

@Fred931 ROFL!!! (We gotta find those pics of The Mansion. I’ve actually seen two versions. The trailer house one is my fav…..)

YAY EVIL SQUIRREL!!!!! YAY!!!

Tell your friends to stop tryin’ to look at me nekkid!

@Fred931 congo rats lol

CONGRATS JB! WE ALL KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE IT!

I actually don’t know who you are, just here to snatch some leftover lurve but congrats!

I brought a cabana boy for you jbfletcherfan! He said he’s going to make 10K paradise punch drinks and well, you know.

CONGRATULATIONS MY SQUIRREL FRIEND!

@Fred931 Shouldn’t that have been CON GO SQUIRREL?

Squirrels actually are rats @Allie. Tree rats. That are evil.

lol tree rats

Wanna hear a joke?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store my nuts in you for the winter, and now I am dead.”

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

@Allie CONG0sQU—i—RR EI_

Happy now?

@Fred931 Yes, sir. :)

Well well. Congrats squirrely.

woooohoooo congrats!!!!!! party

Great Job, Congrats!

I don’t know who this JB Fletcher is, but seeing as how you are his #1 fan, I think it’s only fair that he pays for drinks for the entire mansion. Party Time!

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities I wouldn’t do that, otherwise it’d all be cheap booze.

A heartfelt congratulations to you on a great accomplishment! Excellent work and welcome to the 10k club!

I AM A FAN of the JB Fletcher. Congratulations!!!!

A big congratulations to you…cheers!!

Squirlz r evil.

Just sayin’.

Who is this JB Fletcher? Inquiring minds want to know.

JB Fletcher

@augustlan thank-you, lady. :)

@augustlan Wow, is my face red now, I called her a him in my previous comment. Forgive me JB!

At least I knew that JBFletcher fan was a lady.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Congrats to a wonderful jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wahoo! Great work by a Fabulous Jelly! Welcome to the mansion!

@augustlan Way to ruin the mystery. :P

C-C-C-CONGRATS!!!

Congratulations!!! It’s gettin’ hot in herre!

What the 10k mansion looks like

Whew…the road was built just in time.
lined with Oak Trees on your corner of the estate of course
Mucho Congratulations!

Uh oh…. I see someone’s up from their hibernation for a snack and to check their emails…

ps the cheesecake has various nuts on it. (^_^”)-b

@Axemusica …I hate nuts in my cheesecake. Buy me one without them.

Congrats JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BoBo1946 Stop that! You’re going to break the Java machine! (Flutherites without their daily coffee would be bad.)

@jbfletcherfan

Eeeeeeevilllll!

WOW!!!! I just got on here a few minutes ago. I didn’t know anything about this. Please let me take the microphone for a minute. I’m all but in tears here

I see inside jokes here from my old Askville peeps. And so many friends I have made here on fluther. Some of these posts have made me laugh out loud….some are very touching. One never knows what people think of them until something like this happens. I don’t even know some of you & you’ve all been very gracious & sweet (except for she who won’t be mentioned because she thinks I’m evil) LOLLLLL Maybe it’s because she still has the scratch marks I made on her legs…..??

I think some of you were asking who JB Fletcher is. She’s the character in Murder She Wrote that starred Angela Lansbury. She’s a dear lady who has a lot of class. I LOVE that show and her.

Anyway, I can’t thank you all enough for your kind posts. I’m going to print this all off & remember it always.

@Fred931 no worries…there will be cheesecake for everyone.

@Axemusica thanks for bringing it & footing the bill. (you ARE, aren’t you???)

I love you all. ♥

@jbfletcherfan Without nuts?

@jbfletcherfan Squirrlz r evil. And I told you I wasn’t nuts! No need to come after meee!

Congratulations, JB! We’ve given you the room with the large screen tv wall, and the complete blueray collection of Murder, She Wrote, including 16 never-seen episodes compiled by Angela Lansbury just for you!

@jbfletcherfan hmmmm, I said it had nuts not that I was nuts. :P haha nawww I got this!

@Fred931 fine fine fine, here’s yours with Cherries and If you don’t like that I brought plenty of plain ones for the others that want to put random thing on theirs. >:P

congratulations!!!

@Axemusica Thank God, I worked up such an appetite from complaining about food.

Congrats to you!

Here is the mansion. Show us which is yours JB! Or….which one you’re going to bring in.

Congratulations!! :)

Congrats @jbfletcherfan! I think squirrels are adorable.

<passes the cheese and pours the wine> Party!! Congratulations!

@toomuchcoffee911 YOU LIE!!!

@Val123 Nooooooo….....I’ll pass, thank you!!!

@Fred931 & @Axemusica ..you can do anything with your nuts you want to. :D

Well, you still have these options!

Congratulations to the cutest squirrel on Fluther!!!

Damn, Gail! You’re just now making 10K? I thought I saw you watching Murder She Wrote at the mansion. Guess it must have been somebody else.
Anyhoo, CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy the all you can eat spread we have here.

@Val123 Oh, yes, #2. The Vanderbilt shack will do quite nicely. :-) LOLLLLLL

@AstroChuck Yep, I’m just now hitting the big time.

Where’d you hide that margarita machine??? and thank you

Congrats on the 10k! Enjoy the mansion!!

@avvooooooo someone had squirrel issues…

@jbfletcherfan Wull, sure BUTT you don’t get the entire mansion to yourself! You only get one bedroom! That’s why I like the trailer mansion. You get your own kitchen and TV room and all. :)

@Val123 Yeah, but in #2, there’s a bbbbiiiiiiigggggg yard to have midnight lawn parties….

@jbfletcherfan Oh! Yes! To where we underlings could be invited and even tolerated! Cool! (Got beer? ... Do they serve Natty Lite in mansions, even in the back yard?)

Oh, no! Squirrel torture!

@toomuchcoffee911 :(

Evil. All I’ve got to say. :P

@syz HA! Just what they deserve!

Wow! You made 10k just in time for Squirrel Appreciation Day, which is January 21st.

As a dog, I can quote Max’s poem for you because I love squirrels the same way he does:

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee trapped up in a tree.
Far from my reach, but still close to me.
I love thee standing out side my door.
Making life so grand on a day that’s a bore.
I love thee flittering to and fro.
As I dream of ways to chase you so.
I love you as you scurry and chatter.
As I think of a new squirrel frying batter.
I love you as….
Who am I kidding… the chase is on little squirrel!
Woof! Woof!”

I think there is a very large oak tree just outside the mansion, with a great big limb situated so you can peep through the window and watch TV when “Murder She Wrote” is on. Enjoy!

Congratulations to jbfletcherfan! You are a champion.

Congrats!

jbfletcherfan by any other name would smell as sweet, but we’re still glad it’s jbfletcherfan.

Congrats!

oh happy day…. congrats!!

Yay!! CONGRATS!!!

Congratulations. Well deserved.

Hip Hip Horray!!!!!!!!!! Woot woot!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats, congrats, congrats, @jbfletcherfan! You always crack me up! :D

Oh my god, amazing! I loves da squirrel!

Herzlichen Glüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüückwunsch !!

Just got back on…...again to all of you, thank you so much.

@Darwin A poem? For me? LOLLLLL…that was a hoot! But control that dog of yours, will you? I just had my tail done & I don’t want dog slobbers on it! ;-)

How did I miss this?
Happy 10K you cute liddle squirrel you!

Congrats @jbfletcherfan!! If I bring all my cupcakes, can I serve you all in the mansion blindfolded?? :)

@Cupcake Blindfolded? Ooohhhh. that sounds interesting. Bring it on. :D

I guess… @jbfletcherfan is a squirrel of the… less evil variety… But still!

eeevvviiillllllllll!!!!!

:D

I’m so jealous. I’m gonna put on my own @jbfletcherfan Avatar!!!

@Val123 Awww, would y’all look at that? I’m still thinking about this blindfolded thing
:D

@jbfletcherfan LOL!

That tail is always twitching. :)~

@SeventhSense Ooohhhh…you’ve been peeking again. ’-)

Well jeez I don’t need to peek. You’re all swishin’ that thing around…hoppin’ from tree to tree….:)

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@SeventhSense Well, come on, SS. Let’s swish together. :D

@stratman37 LOLLL….......how long did it take for you to do THAT???

(the storm is hitting. Have already lost our power once. Will be on here as much as I can to get these posts. I’m lovin’ them all. :D)

Hello squirrel,

Now that you have attained the authority, and the auspice of authenticating your aptitude, that accompanies the achievement of accumulating 10k lurve, you can arrive at the evil squrilz hideout with accolades and the assurance of less abortive attempts at activity!

With your patronage and persistence, and prestige and power which goes without pronouncement, the projected purposes of world domination and proper spying on people nekkid through their window portals while protruding from plants will be closer to being procured. Not to mention the attempts to foster the growth of pecan trees in every single flowerpot left outside which will frequently flower into fruition. Yummy, nutty fruition.

Oh, and of course there is the projected goal of destroying all people and products that participate in the profanation of the proliferation of squirrel-proof bird feeders which will be better procured with your prodigious persuasive people skills powering them.

Congratulations, squirrel. I shall be on the lookout for the obvious and overt omens of your evil squirlz occupation despite your open efforts to obfuscate your operations toward your obsessive objective.

Yours,
Avvooooooo

P.S. I SAW THAT!!!

@jbfletcherfan
That would be inter species. Cute little squirrel/puppies though

Congrats to an awesome squirrel!! Now stop raiding my birdfeeder before I bust out the Super Soaker again!

Congratulations Squirrely!
I hate it when I’m late to the party.

@MissAusten Nooooo…I can’t swim!!!

@Vunessuh Better late than never. Glad to see you joined my party here.

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@avvooooooo LOL!!!!

Hey! Pssst!! @Cupcake @Avvoooooo Listen! I got JB Jr as a hostage! While holding an esploding cupcake to his head you and Avooooo sneak in the mansion behind me!!!! No. Wait. I can’t see a damn thing. I’ll sneak in behind you guys!!! You ready??!!

Banging on Mansion doors: OPEN UP @jbfletcherfan OR…OR….JB JR. GETS ITS! AND DON’T CALL THE COPPERS!!!

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc207/Dutchcat1/Misc/Squirellwithblindfold-2.jpg

@Val123 Well, in the first place, we have a big problem. I’m not a ‘his’, I’m a ‘her. And you can all bang on the mansion doors all you want to. I have inside protection. OBTW, you can’t threaten me with harm to any JB Jr.‘s, either. Those days are over, thank God. So you three just have a ball out there. :D

@jbfletcherfan JB Jr is a boy. Little does @Val123 know, but this is a set up. That’s a undercover stunt squirrel that she’s got. Shhhhh…

@avvooooooo LOLLLLLLL

I am finally here~! I have been very busy. Your suite is exceptionally special and took more time. It is actually attached to the mansion by a breezeway and can be seen here

I have tea set up in the parlor and a bit of a squall is coming in so you will be able to watch the whitecapped waves as you sit in front of the fire. :)

WELCOME!!!

I am so very happy you are here!

@Dog Oh, thank you so much, You know…that looks like Jessica Fletcher’s house. :D You have gone to a lot of work. I certainly appreciate this. Let the party begin…. How about a spot of wine to go along with all of that? ;-)

Wine, caviar and all kinds of delicious platters!
Open bar! N

Well, alright!!!!! My kind of party! :D

@jbfletcherfan I know YOU’RE a “her,” but I have your son, JBFletcheran Jr. and I’m holding him hostage! (O. @avooooo already said that. I’m soooooooo tired!)

You know, the jokes on YOU. YOU keep him! I think he may be the one who’s getting into Joker’s attic. He’s your problem now! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh shit!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Got ‘cha!

You do know I’m going to turn my dogs loose in the attic…and that’s your KID we’re talking about!

Like I said…have at him. He’s a lot of trouble. Just like his dad. :-/

@jbfletcherfan YOU are a awful Mom! (But…don’t you have a whole new batch every spring, anyway??)

@Val123 LOLLLLL…That’s right. Out with the old, in with the new.

Congratulations!
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