I need suggestions on funny womens names?
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January 20th, 2010
The wife is organising a hen night for her sister and after the meal they’re going to a few bars. Whilst in these bars she wants them to wear sashes printed with false but funny names.
She doesn’t want Dirty Donna or Easy Emma more:
Lou Smorralls
Norma Snockers
Fleur Taychus
Isla Blige
Carmen Geddit
Can you help?
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Another true story…Fonda Cox
My sister did something like this a few years ago, they wore titles like; Miss Gabby, Miss always late, Miss Can’t Commit, etc.
not a woman’s name, but once had a client named, Harry Bush!
April May
April Schauer
Aretha Holly
I had a customer named Lemmie Bumpass.
She said it was pronounced Bump-us
How about:
Miss Fortune
Ima Darling
Mary Akeeper
LOL LOL!!! OMG those are funny
While all of these dont have a double meaning, they are good to make people pause and ponder:
Bonifa Grinderland
Shaniqua Buffet (Boophay)
Ima Hottie
Starrin Me
Apple Bottom
Miner Real
Itsa Moist.
Lotta Tushie.
Bertha Butt. (one of da Butt sisters)
Ineeda Towel.
Maina Traction.
Oneida Dickenside.
betty swolocks
mary hinge
Holly Wood
Dusty Cox
Sue May
Sue Phyllis
Dawn Key
Candace Spencer (Can dispenser)
Some Asian kids’ names I’ve heard
Annie Hoo
Annie Howe
Mary Lee
Joy Foo
Wonder Foo
(name) Novagina (Some Indonesian kid)
Soh Ho Lee
Lin Kim Bak (Linkin Park)
Mary Goh
Fook Kim Yoo
Careful Lee
This is what she has so far:
Lou Smoralls
Norma Snockers
Fleur Tashus
Isla Blige
Sheila Blige
Mona Lott
Anita Mann
Anita Cocktail
Tanya Hyde
Ivan B Queen (changing to mareed)
Keesha Myas
Kaye Wye
Beau Tocks
Iva Fetish
Iona Sextoy
Wanda Barr
Fonda Cox
Dyna Thirst
Ivana Humpalot
Tracey Paper
Incontenentia Buttocks
Fanny Swing
Titania Dick
Tanya cleavage
Rosie Nipples
Marge Orine
Helen Back
Nothing hilarious but I used to work with a Tiffany Glass.
My daughters friend actually named her daughter Areola.
Ivanna Fox
Fook Yu
Fook Mi
Sharon Adube’
Padme Brachups
Melanie Cupps (Melon E Cups or Mel in E Cups)
Constance Lumming
Golda Digger
Mia Largess (not sure who would want to claim the large ass name, though)
Maya Shurts
Honey Boxx
E.Z. Pickens
Ivanna Morehead
How about these;
Sally Mander, Tera Furma, Emma Royd, Anna Rexic, Anna Mosidy, Anna Conda
Here’s one more; Amada Reckenwith
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