Cars are… shall we say, Replete in my history.
Car 1: 1983 Malibu Sedan. Black.
I was born in 1983, so when I was 16… so was it. It was my grandmas old car, and she got it used long before it was mine. The car was my grandmas, then it was my older cousins in college, then I got it. I hated that car at the time. I did my best to beat the shit out of it. I really did try. Several of the things I did probably would have made @john65pennington arrest me! (I was a minor!)
I’d go off roading through farmers fields at 70 mph, I would rev the engine as hard as it would go in neutral then pop it into gear to make the wheels spin, I drag raced it. One of those very drag races ended with me in someone front yard suffering from shell shock. At over 100 miles an hour I lost control of the car and landed in someones front yard, completely destroying one of their flower pots!
It got rear ended by a semi!
I used it to attempt jumping a 5 foot tall pile pf gravel!!!!
None of these actually killed the car. I sold it to a bald guy named Courtney for $500. It had only 77k miles on it. I was 17 and so was the car. I have never seen a car on the road exactly like it before or since.
It is however, the same kind of car that Mr. Pink Stole in Reservoir Dogs, only mine was black and had different headlights.
Oh, and the headliner had been ripped out, and everyone that got in my car wrote there name in the asbestos looking material in the ceiling. I hated that car at the time but if I saw one now I would buy it in a heartbeat.
Car #2:
1990 Buick Riviera
Good car, very comfortable. Bought it with my own money and loved the hell out of it. However, the road did not look fondly upon this car. I got T boned by a drunk driver. But it was still drivable! He was in a Chevy s-10 and used my hood as a ramp. Did a couple of flips.
A week after that I got rear ended at a red light. I had been sitting there for a full minute before I got hit. The guy was a retard and rear ended me. My parents would then not allow me to buy a car for college.
Car #3
1986 Mercury Cougar
Great car. Terrible in the snow. It was in the snow where I had my first accident with it… I ran it into a concrete wall in a huge snow storm. Some white celica was speeding along like a jack ass, cut me off, and I hit a wall.
It was still drivable. A few weeks later, when I was getting off of the expressway, I lost my power steering. Then, when I was trying with all of my might to turn the car, the steering came back. Wall: 2 Mowens: 0
Car #4
1998 Buick Century
This car was great. I bought it for 4k with 150k miles on it. I traded it in when I graduated college. It had 250k miles on it. Never had a problem.
Car #5
2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse
Had it for a year, but it was designed for a short person. Put 22k miles on it, and traded it in after a 5 hour drive to Chicago. The car looked slick though…
Car #6
2006 Mercury Milan
I loved this car. It was comfortable, quick, and reliable. However, one night when I was at a bar, some drunk girl hit it with her BMW X5 and did $11,000 worth of damage to it. It never felt right after that. The car had 10k miles on it when it got hit, it was really sad. So yes, I was drunk when my car got hit. But, I was nowhere near it, and had no intention of driving it. :) Never drink and drive kids.
Car #7
2006 Cadillac STS-V
AMAZING CAR. Love it. Too expensive though… not worth the 600 a month car payment. Very fun to drive though… I miss it daily. I sold it to my dad.
Car #8
1998 Mercury Mountaineer
I like it, haven’t had it long enough to say much about it. I bought it so I can tow a sailboat when I get one. :)