How would you want to die?
I want to die peacefully like my grandfather…Not like the passengers in his car who was screaming and yelling the whole time! AHHHH!!!
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I want to die surprised and fast.
I’m with @jmah, I think we all just want to die in our sleep. That may exclude the adrenaline junkies though.
Beautifully and gracefully… knowing where I am going.
@Silhouette
Like maybe getting liquefied (splattered) by a semi truck? lol
Angelina Jolie & me naked, ostrich feathers, tickled to death.If you gonna go go with a smile on your face.,
Wow. That is so specifically perverse. I like you already. +5 lurve.
@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Sure that would work. Anything but a long boring illness which includes anal leakage or adult diapers.
There was a 70’s or early 80’s commedian who had the perfect answer. “If I have to go, I want to die in pussy. If you’re choices are to die in pussy or get hit by a bus, you know which line my ass is going to be in”
Not sure how I want to die, but there are a number of ways I do not want to go…burning, drowning, slowly bleeding out my ass, or any other ailment that only Dr. House could diagnose, after conducting 8 other experimental remedies on me.
Falling into a black hole.
No. Ejected from a space ship with no space suit.
No. Having the Ely Cathedral Tower collapse on me.
No. Being run over by a drag racer.
No. Jumping from a plane only to find my chute won’t open.
Boy. There are so many ways to die. I just don’t know which one to pick. :-J
In my sleep, wrapped in a love’s embrace.
I don’t want to die either – but given no alternative…
fishing… sitting in a chair, getting spectacular head from some gorgeous (very skilled in said act) woman while fighting a world record blue marlin when – with one intense yank (you decide) the marlin jumps at me, piercing my brain with its bill (or heart – whichever is more effective at causing painless instantaneuos death).
@raoool You should wait til your in the throes of a massive orgasm before the fish hits.
When the last subatomic particle in the universe decays in about 60 billion years from now :-/
I want to die for a cause. Not a crazed martyr or some blind soldier going to war because I was told to. I want to die for something I care about, so my death is worth something, and if I could, not a bloody, hateful death either.
@raoool
Wow I didn’t see that one coming. You know the death wish fishing with head and being impaled by a blue marlin.
@HungryGuy
So you want a scientific death I see.
@TehRoflMobile That’s very noble of you.
@Self_Consuming_Cannibal – Not particularly…no. I just want to live forever, or the closest fascimile to that as possible (until all matter in the universe decays in about 60 billion years from now).
If you want an honest answer, freezing to death isn’t a bad way to go. The initial part isn’t too much fun, but after awhile everything starts to just quit working. I was 18 or 19 and a girl grabbed the steering wheel of my car and got us stuck in a snowbank a few miles from my house. It was about 0F degrees out. I had to drive a tractor with no cab or protection from the weather from my house, pull out the car and drive the tractor back. I wasn’t wearing a heavy coat and part way back, I got so cold things started to shut down. I could look at a sign along the road but I couldn’t make out what it said. I just made it home. That was a freaky experience.
@HungryGuy
Well perhaps you can figure out a way to stop yourself from decaying. 60 billion years gives you plenty of time to think about it. lol
@Adirondackwannabe
I bet that was freaky.
Like my dad: At home, and talking to my loved ones on the other side as they welcome me Home.
Shooting myself in the face in public with a shotgun.
Preferably in a mall.
On a Saturday.
During a big sale.
Naked.
@dr34m3r
LMFAO-Now that’s dying with dignity. +5 lurve
fast and without pain if possible.
… I just don’t want to die with my pants down.. LOL
Anyone watch the movie Worlds Greatest Dad?
I want to die slow enough to get my last rights.. :)
Everyone in my family died from some horrible disease or auto accident. Not me, I want to die in the middle of a deviant sexual act with a Vampire dressed in a panther costume hanging upside down with Adam Lamberts “Ring of Fire” playing repeatedly in the background stereo.
No… I must be kidding?
I meant to say, JUST after, NOT in the middle of. YET someday.
i want to die from heart attack…DURING SEX! so everyone can say “damn lucky guy, he went out fuckin.”
After thinking this over (that’s pretty morbid) I’ve come up with my final scene. I want to die while I’m laying between a woman’s legs, performing oral sex on her. Her soft thighs nestled around my ears, my hands gently caressing her breasts. I’d like to watch her have at least one orgasm, preferrably two, three if the gods are smiling down on me. As she’s coming down from her last orgasm, she looks me in the eyes and smiles down at me and ask me to let her rest for a moment. If I could slip away at the time, I’d be happy. So far, that view from between a woman’s leg is the closest I have ever been to heaven, so that’s good enough for me.
LOL… and the girl would totally FREAK OUT and never be the same.. she would be traumatized forever…
@Jonah Just think what’s going to happen to the poor guy that tries to go down on her next. Your some guy getting laid for the first time and you’ve heard all these comments on how good oral sex is for the woman and she totally freaks out.
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