Is it time for some new Fluther Greetings?
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drhat77 (
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February 8th, 2010
After a 15 month hiatus tending to a newborn daughter, I have returned. A lot has improved with Fluther, but I noticed the greetings [You smell really good.] have not changed.
Does anyone else it’s time to retire the old set, and maybe replace them with a user picked set? Maybe if people input suggestions here, the ones with the most GA’s can be added to the list.
What does everyone think?
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That is a banana in our pocket, but we’re still happy to see you.
Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!
Did the sun just come out?
sigh of course after 24 hours of being back and asking this question, NOW I see some new greetings.
Life is like a box of jellies, you never know what you’re gunna get.
Wrap your tentacles around me.
I have just met you, and I love you.
I look at you and I see everything I could want to be
Has anyone offered to teach you the secret handshake yet?
You make me want to get out of bed in the morning. (When you’re not already there.)
Greetings? What greetings?
All your lurve are belong to us.
@erichw1504 or… All our lurve are belong to you.
Good suggestion, though.
I wish I could give you the hug you so very need today
@CyanoticWasp The correct quote is “All your base are belong to us” and I just changed base to lurve. Why would it be “All our lurve are belong to you”? Doesn’t make sense.
Can you keep a secret? You’re our favorite.
You leave us breathless.
You have something in your teeth. Right there. No, other side. There you go. Got it!
What are you looking at?
Have we told you lately that we love you?
Want to go steady?
We promise to be gentle.
Have you hugged a jelly today?
You look so much better today.
Where have you been? We will not be ignored.
Stumbled? There’s a Fluther for that.
@erichw1504, I know what the “correct” quote is, and I know why you reworded it the way you did. My further rewording was a further derivation.
Try to keep up.
We’ll still respect you in the morning. At least as much as we do now.
@CyanoticWasp Oooh, sorry. You are moving to fast. ~ The way you said “Good suggestion, though” made it seem like I did it wrong.
Jelly who run in front of car get tired. Jelly who run behind car get exhausted.
@erichw1504 oh, no problem. I did enjoy yours, in case my compliment seemed dismissive. (I need to work on that.)
Speaking of which:
“We’re still working on it.”
We’ll still lurve you in the morning.
Hi; we’re Fluther, and we’ll be your Fluther this evening. How y’all doin?
Nice day if it don’t rain. Nice day even if it does.
@lynneblundell google “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” and watch the video; I can’t get a decent link from work or I’d give you one myself.
You’re not optional to us.
Welcome to the dark side. It’s true, we have cookies.
Your tentacles look fantastic today.
Everytime you lurve, a jelly gets its tentacles.
You’ve tried the rest, now try the best.
@AstroChuck Said what? Tentracles? Tentpoles? Tentative?
Thank God—or whatever, or nothing at all—you’re finally here.
It only hurts for a little while.
This is one I get all the time at the salon.
Oooh! Your hair is just so soft!
You’ve been working out, haven’t you? We can tell.
You’re perfect just the way you are. Unless you want to change; that’s a good thing, too.
You make us want to be a better fluther.
Lurve is like a boomerang: you get it back right away.
We’re glad you showed up; we were just thinking of you.
I love the smell of lurve in the morning.
There’s no place like Fluther.
Frankly, my dear, we really do give a damn.
May the fluther be with you.
The fluther is strong with this one.
(Well, they complement each other, so they had to go together.)
Why don’t you come on up and fluther me sometime?
You don’t have to meet us halfway, we’ll meet you all the way. (too creepy?)
We would have sleeping sex with you any day night. (I can top yours for creepy, @erichw1504.)
@CyanoticWasp You topped it with more than just creepiness on that one.
You’ve been on Answerbag, haven’t you?
@erichw1504 and or @CyanoticWasp does this mean that one of you might know the name of that Korean movie about some guy who wrapped tinfoil on his head against the aliens, who turned out to be real? I’d love to see that again.
And I’d like to see it with you @Trillian, but I have no idea what you’re talking about (other than a strange Korean movie, that is).
Dangit. Roll on the floor and kick funny. Another time Highlander!
They added new greetings less than a year ago.
but if we’re gonna suggest new ones:
“Well slap my ass and call me Dr. J, you’re back!”
“that’s what she said”
We needed a special greeting just for you.
Awww, you look like you need a hug!
Let’s enjoy each other’s company while we can. It’s so nice to have you here.
“Nice to have you stop by. The safeword is ‘banana’.”
We want to snuggle up to you.
Your radiance is blinding.
We saved a place for you.
Next time don’t stay away so long.
Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
Doing the jelly dance.
Your smile is like sunshine to our hearts.
Dr. J was just looking for you.
We saved the best questions for you.
Green is your color. And blue is my color when you’re not here.
Let Dr. J make it all better
A jelly a day will keep the doctor away.
We have cookies. And guidelines.
Hey there, let me take your jacket.
@erichw1504 – what about flutherers who are doctors—like myself?
@drhat77 “Hey there, let me take your lab coat”? I don’t get what you are asking.
@drhat77 Well, don’t doctors still see other doctors if they’re sick or hurt? I wouldn’t imagine that you could put a cast on your own broken arm, could you?
@erichw1504 I’ve had to suture myself on more than one occasion…
@erichw1504 1) most doctors treat themselves and family for minor things
2) it still seem like your comment means that fluther would and should repel us
@Dr_C where, if i might ask? (and don’t tell me the name of the hospital, wise-guy)
@drhat77 left knee, right cheek (with a mirror), right shin and left thigh. (all cycling accidents… all near my ER). Didn’t trust the interns to do it correctly and not leave a scar.
@Dr_C awww it’s so much fun to watch those little guys sweat though – totally worth the scar.
@drhat77 very true… but a facial scar can kinda be detrimental to my “social agenda” if you know what I mean. Also… I was nice to the interns! I made them suffer at work but took them drinking on off days. So I’m not a complete ass.
On a related note, did you know that interns bounce? I learned this during our first “intramural” football game. hehehehehe
OK, that’s it. I’m changing my name to DrErichw1504.
@Dr_C – why did you become a doctor if not to cause suffering upon the vulnerable?
PS i tease my residents mercilessly but i try to be fair in the workload and assessments and i never let them butter me up
Four out of five doctors would recommend Fluther for their patients who breathe.
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