What is the cheesiest way ask out a girl?
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February 8th, 2010
My friend and i love to tease each other by being cheesy. we think its funny and cute to do. i tried asking her out a couple weeks ago, and she made a deal that she’d say yes, only if i got her a white rose and asked on valentines day. now im drawing blanks in what to actually say to make it official when i give her the rose. i wanted to explain to her that i couldn’t think of anything, so im settling on the cheesiest line in the book, but im drawing blanks on that line. any ideas?
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ever see the movie “Say Anything”? do that.
Try any one phrase from this site.
Also… you can go middle school and on a sheet of paper write “Do you want to go out with me” and underneath draw 2 check-boxes.. one with a “Yes” and one with a “No”.
Pretty damned cheesy.
if anyone knows cheesy and pickup, it’s @Dr_C lol
Me: Hey there i was wondering if by chance you knew how much a polar bear weights?
Girl im hitting on: Umm? No.
Me: Enough to break the ice. How ya doing my name is…
Get it!!!
Wow you don’t sweat much for a fat girl
Nice legs what time do they open?
I was just curious are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Have your mother ask her out for you ;)
Give her a folded note, with 4 ur eyes(draw the eyes) only written on the outside.
Inside – Will you go with me?
Check the box yes or no?
How you doin’? :: cue slimy smile ::
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni, will you go out with me?” [Finish with a big cheese smile, the kind you see on a Kodak commercial :D]
You said cheesy ;) I give you cheese!
“My pants must be a mirror because I can see you in them”
lol
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
@erichw1504 i’m using that teddy bear line eventually!! haha its funny cuz its so innocent =P
i really like that idea with the paper and chek boxes, because she;d prbably destroy that paper with the amount of checks shed put in that yes box. haha thanks
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
lol they’re all cute! :)
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
or this one’s an original :)
“Candy, little girl? (leer)”
Hey baby… How about a little cheese with that cracker?
From the ladies man: “It looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress”.
@stranger_in_a_strange_land and you keep trying to convince us that you have poor social skillz. You’ve got it going on.
@lucillelucillelucille I loved that one. Better yet, though, have your mother have her mother ask.
But if you want all-time cheese, I still swear by:
Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?
If she says “No”, then ask her out to lunch. If she says “Yes”, then ask her to explain it to you.
If you where a patio door I’d slam you all day….. Are those space jeans cause those legs are out if this world…. Lol…
Nice legs, what time do they open?
My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
Let’s schedule an appointment for a fluid transfer.
my friend just gave me one that’s been used on her before…
” nice shoes…............. want to fuck?”
^^ my response to that was O.O
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