Do you think you could be friends with absolutely everyone?

I think it’s very important – and beneficial to be friends with absolutely everyone on planet earth.

But I’d like to hear what you think.
If you like, start the answer with what friendship means for you – and then as per heading, can you be friends with everyone and why?

Please keep this on topic if you can, humor is welcome so long you also try to provide your best answer.

Looking forward to some good answers :)

Question inspired by a fluther friend (lucille).