Most embarrasing thing?

farting loudly in a one minuite silence at a football ground, then everyone laughing at me

my dad and I were at the Seattle airprt waiting for our flight back to California. I had my iPod on and the headphones nestled in my ears. This handsome chap walks by and, because of the headphones, I blurt out “wow he is so hot.” my dad shot a look at me while “Hey Jude” beat my ear drums. I accidentally came out of the closet.

I was in gym class doing jumping jacks and did 5 consecutive farts on each jumping jack…. My friends still remember this 12 years after the fact.

I slipped on an actual banana peel in a lunchroom before. It wasn’t as bad as geting nailed in the grapes during a dodgeball game, because who hasn’t been hit there playing dodgeball?

ok… here’s another one:

i made 100 paper cranes and put them in this girl’s desk at school as an act of my affection…. an hour later i was told by someone that she was actually dating my friend…. everyone in the school knew i did it, but i had to play it off like we were just friends…

then i got the flu and didn’t eat for 3 days.

to woodlandanimals:

I laughed my ass off at your comment because of capping it with the Flu. Sorry I shouldn’t laugh but it was well crafted.

Awwwww! So cute ^^ But yes that must have been embarrasing, i did something similar this years valentines day:

I sent the boy i liked a valentines card, but found out after i had sent it that he had ‘discovered’ i liked him a few days earlier. It was soooooooo obvous i had sent it ! I almost cried :[

valentines days are almost always rotting with embarrassing stories.

Yup lol

Was he still touched by the card?

I dunno, he was really moody for the rest of the day, and now its really awkward to speak to him. I dunno if he’s my friend anymore :(

awwwww. I’m sorry. Guys are a lot more tempermental than their facades let on.

I guess so =[ Just a fact of life i guess ^^

Freshman year of high school I tripped up the stairs into the girl I liked that the time. At the same moment, a large group of seniors who were standing by started to laugh at me.

It was during my high school years. My school was so cheap that we used deflated balls as frisbie. My partner threw it towards me and I ended up tripping on it and breaking my arm. The next day everyone heard what happen :-(

I got in line with my fellow soldiers to fire my weapon, and I didn’t notice I didn’t have my armor/IBA on.

I walked off stage during closing night of a high school drama club production, and began to change, complete forgetting that I had to be back on in about four minutes. When i heard my cue line, i rushed onto stage to deliver my scene, pants halfway off, no hat or jacket, and my shirt untucked as sticking out at all angles. It was a could thing my character was comic relief, because they were going to laugh at me anyway…

Umm ok i have another one:

Two of my worst qualities are the fact that i’m forgetful and that i take aaaaaaaaages to decide things. One day i went on a trip with my best friend. We went to this marine centre/water park, and we went in the water park first. I got soaked (naturally) and then i realised i had forgot to bring a towel. >.< I was sooooo embarrased!!

THEN, to top it off, we went into the shop of the aquarium when we had changed, and i had some money to spend, and i took years to decide what i wanted to buy, and my friends dad went and sat in the cafe with her whilst they waited, and my friends mum was like ‘OMFG WHAT R U GONNA BUY?!?!? JUST PICK ALREDY?!!?’ – she didnt actually say this but i could tell from the look in her eyes…..evil…..