If you had to stand on the corner holding a sign, what would it say?

“have you seen my baseball?”

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Will fuck for food.

Lawl.

this

LIQUIDATION SALE!
American Furniture Galleries
is closing it’s doors forever!
All pieces 40–70% off
Everything must go! Even the fixtures.
LIQUIDATION SALE!

Somehow @AstroChuck, I think you’ve actually held that exact sign before….

Mouse Rocks A!

Do not read this sign.

“This sign intentionally left blank”

“ROAD CLOSED AHEAD”

(just to cause as much chaos and confusion as possible)

It would have a random fact on it. Like.. “Thomas Jefferson was a terrible speller”

“just smile and wave boys…....smile and wave” ;-)

Thou shalt not pass!

John 3:16

“MAKE SENSE.”

Not that it would do any good.

Even better:

John 6:13

(So they gathered them and filled twelve baskets with the pieces of the five barley loaves left over by those who had eaten.)

“Sign for sale, slightly used. Best offer.”

I would be naked & my sign would state that, “The penis mightier than the sword“Kind of like what I imagine Ron Jeremy’s autobiography to be titled.

My Car Isn’t Out Of Gas!
Money Needed Please!

OR

I am to lazy to work… (in small letters)
HELP Money Please! (in big letters)

“I found myself forced to stand on a corner holding a hand-printed sign.”

“I lost a bet. Laugh at your own risk.”

hai. I haz sine.

“Entertain me”

Honk “I need to smile”

“Advertise here!”

“Need penc…”

“You are going the wrong way down a one-way street!!!”

Will swap for guitar.

Gimmee some crackers, asswipe.

I can’t read. What does my sign say?

[CITATION NEEDED ]

In blue, with an underline

Now I actually want to :)

HTTP 404 – File not found

“It’s my money, and I want it now!”

I’m as mad as hell and I’m not taking it anymore!

@grumpyfish “How about “Deuteronomy 10:16”?

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Better yet, how about Stereotomy 10:16?

I thought EVERYONE knew….

Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.

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Me love you long time

Everything you make, buy, use and/or dispose of… is forever. Show a little concern for tomorrow.

@judochop wins…

@AstroChuck Alan Parsons Project Way to go!

@Adagio- You have great taste, my friend.

R.I.P., Eric Woolfson

@AstroChuck And don’t I know it ;)

Free hugs.

@shrubbery thats unoriginal.

@Finley I know that, but does it really matter? It’s what my sign would say.

Has anyone seen this? http://i.imgur.com/wVZHD.jpg

Save the climate.

@mattbrowne- Would it really? Or would yours say:
Schutz der Umwelt?

Do I have that right?

This

@AstroChuck – Yes, Schutz der Umwelt is perfect. An alternative would be Umweltschutz. The translation of ‘Save the climate’ is ‘Rettet das Klima’.

please love me!

@Just_Justine : Aww. That’s so sweet. I’ll love you.

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It’s not working!!!

Lol

Will eat for meaningful work

Majored in philosophy .