For Valentine's Day, is there anything you won't do for the person you've been having sex with?
Michael Bolton concert?
Buffalo wing eating contest?
Threesome with Tiger Woods?
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So romantic of you to go to a wing eating contest for the love of your S.O.~
Listen to an entire cd of Celine Dion while sucking his toes.
Is it the toe sucking or Celine Dion that’s the objectionable part?
I wouldn’t go to a woman’s mud wrestling contest. Nope, no way.
I won’t allow her to backseat drive.
I would cater to every fantasy he’s got.
I would hose him down with holy water if he got too hot.
I would take him to places he’s never known. Yes, I would do that.
But sooner or later, would I screw around?
No, I won’t do that.
I would do anything for the person I’ve been having sex with,
but I won’t do that.
No, I won’t do that.
I would make him scream like a little girl…heh heh heh…
No, except tell her about my wife.
1 & 3, for sure.
I won’t go to a strip club..
I won’t watch midget porn.
I won’t eat mayonnaise.
I don’t like to brag! HVD! ;)
Your question would have been much more acceptable had you said “in love with, instead of having sex with”.
@john65pennington: uh oh, I read this as a sexually innuendoed post (for boinkers) and not everyone doing that is in love, at least not with one another.
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