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(potentially NSFW) What's the weirdest thing that's physically been done to you?

Asked by FutureMemory (24758points) February 19th, 2010

Someone once wrapped my privates in duct tape. I don’t think I need to explain why it’s memorable. Your turn!

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Violet's avatar

maybe some BDSM that went way too far. I had never done real bondage before, and this guy tied me up, and started whipping me. It hurt so bad, I started crying.
Other things, would be giving and receiving rimming, anal, butt plugs

lillycoyote's avatar

Nothing really. I guess I have successfully managed to avoid hanging around with people who do weird physical stuff to other people. Though, once in college, a guy in my dorm got drunk and passed out and some guys shaved the right side of his body, head to toe. He was pissed.

Cruiser's avatar

Last rites….

judochop's avatar

Having my bone poke straight out of my skin was pretty weird. There it was, just staring at me, laughing, mocking, pointing right at me.

Nullo's avatar

Mild sexual harassment at work.
It ended when I stabbed the guy in the stomach with the vacuum cleaner nozzle that I – at the time a car-vacuumer – was using. The thing left a glorious welt.

Jeruba's avatar

Not very much has actually been weird, just a little strange. Probably the weirdest thing was having my heavy gold wedding ring cut off prior to hand surgery. It had been in place for more than thirty years, and my once-slender knuckles had thickened. Sawing through it took about an hour, two technicians, a doctor, and two devices. I cried.

Dr_C's avatar

BJ while driving. Fun times.

judochop's avatar

@Dr C I love me some old Billy Joel while driving. It’s still rock n roll to me is the best.

Dr_C's avatar

@judochop It’s funny you should mention that… that day I had played a little billy joel in the car.. this was before the blowjob.

judochop's avatar

@Dr C Close To The Borderline?

downtide's avatar

Some interesting experiences at a BDSM club I visited a couple of times. Riding a pony-girl was one of them. Another was being tied up in a giant spider’s web and whipped. (This is where I learned that I could never be a sub).

Bagardbilla's avatar

There was once a time I used to be in a warm, happy place. Then the space started to constrict, pulsate almost, you know like… contractions!
Before you it, all the warm comforting liquid bathing me with security went away… “I”, as in my whole body, was literally forced through a tunnel. Then I saw a bright blindening light, there were some familier voices beckoning me… When I did comply, they grabed me by my feet hung me upside down, and slapped the shit out of my back. Next thing I know I’m in a whole different world man!
Anyone else experience that… too…?

I hear the trip out of this place is just as wacked!

nebule's avatar

going into an MRI scanner – unexpectedly scary
being tied up vertically to a door and blindfolded – hideously frightening
my first ever leg massage – mind blowing
roller-coaster rides at Alton Towers – exhilarating
the most amazing kiss of my life with an ex-flutherer – deeply moving
having my toes pulled – divine

I’m pretty sure I can think of “weirder” ones… i need more time

MacBean's avatar

Brain surgery, maybe.

My dad wins in my household, though. His thumb is currently grafted to his abdomen. Bizarre…

chyna's avatar

@MacBean Ya got pictures of your dad’s thumb on his abdomen!? Um, well, maybe not, sorry.

wenn's avatar

I wasn’t really surprised since I knew she was like this….but in the midst sex with, my last girlfriend took a vibrator to me bum…at least our sex wasn’t boring.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

I learned in a military course that being tied or restrained seriously disturbs me. My wife introduced anal beads into our play, I resisted the idea at first but found that they added explosively to simultaneous orgasm. The worst thing done to me physically was having my entire right side torn up by shrapnel in 1991.

tinyfaery's avatar

When I was 13 my boyfriend sucked my eye and gave me an eye hickey.

Dr_C's avatar

@tinyfaery that just sounds painful.

tinyfaery's avatar

Didn’t hurt at all. It was kind of a joke when he did it. He wasn’t trying to give me a hickey.

TheLoneMonk's avatar

Knocked in the nuts by a basketball.

I worked in a shoe store back when we helped customers take their shoes off and on. I have been physically assaulted by foot smells many a time. during that time I was also visually assaulted by fat pantyless women and have been assaulted by assholes who thought it was funny to fart when I was helping them put their shoes on.

MacBean's avatar

@chyna: Actually, I have pictures of his injuries before the grafting surgery, I just haven’t transferred them from the camera to the computer yet. I’m waiting because when the visiting nurse service comes to change his bandages (today, I think) my mother is going to take more pictures. Lots of people have asked to see. Shall I make a note to PM you links when I get them transferred and uploaded?

@wenn: What a gal! It’s just common courtesy to give a guy a little warning, though…

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

@Violet , @lynneblundell . It makes me sad and angry that someone would do that to you. There are a lot of unfeeling monsters out there who claim to be practicing BDSM but are really just predators seeking to harm others. ((hugs))

ucme's avatar

When I was a kid I got my foreskin stuck in the zip on my jeans.Fuckin painful more than weird but I was pulling some weird expressions at the nurses.

chyna's avatar

@MacBean Absolutely.

@lynneblundell Now I have to know who the amazing ex-fluther kisser was!

nebule's avatar

@chyna sshhhhh…. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned it on here before somewhere… but…. he’s called “introv”!

@stranger_in_a_strange_land it was a bad time in my life… but I’m rising out victorious…I’ll show any mthrfckr that tries to mess with me again who’s boss :-)

nebule's avatar

:-) and just to note…introv wasn’t a bastard at all…obviously… and certainly didn’t do any of that weird shit x

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

@lynneblundell Good for you Lynne! You’ve come a long way. ((hugs)) My lady went through that sort of thing also. The only reason the bastard who did that to her is still breathing is that Meghan begged me not to go after him. She didn’t want me in jail.

PacificRimjob's avatar

I had a silicone earpad from apples high end in ear phones removed from my ear canal recently.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

@Violet @lynneblundell (((big hugs))) Responsible members of the BDSM community shun those who act that way. Consent, communications, caring and strict adherence to limits. Bondage alone can be terrifying to someone not prepared or consenting fully. I believe that this kink should only be practiced within a loving relationship and certainly only with full consent and respect of safewords.

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