Would any Fluther ladies show their boobs for beads?

My boobs are worth more than beads. :)

No, I would never do such a thing…incidentally, I was reading about production of Mardi Gras beads today in an article that was revealing the conditions of Chinese workers who make ‘em. That was interesting.

Lots of things seem like good ideas when alcohol is involved but I’ve never been so tossed as to think that showing my junk in front of an arsenal of cameras wouldn’t have seriously negative repercussions.
May as well take nude photos and post them directly to the internet at that point.

I’ve never been to Mardi Gras, but showing my tits to anyone who wants to seem them seems to be the only reason why I want to go.

I have never worked for beads,butt have mooned a few people for free ;)

Hell no! Why would I show my boobs for some 50 cent beads? I wouldn’t I find it very degrading.
Now if you were throwing $100 bills, yes.

I’ve never been to Mardi Gras. I wouldn’t show my boobs because no one wants to see my boobs. And because I’m pretty modest.

@lucillelucillelucille look at all that lurve you’re collecting there. It’s got to be worth something, right? Hehe.

Hell yeah I’d show my tiny (if not absent) man boobs for beads!!! or does that count?

Dude I’ll give you beads not to see that.

@phoebusg -Guess where I put the thank you tattoo?LOL!

@Axemusica haha…I was wondering if there was a male equivalent. not sure if I want to know

If by beads you mean large diamonds worth millions of dollars…....

@jonsblond I believe the male equivalent is to show their junk, but I’ve never been to mardi gras or something similar.

yes yes and yes and why not, there great and worth sharing.

@Axemusica I dunno if showing our junk is really an equivalent. Seems like guys are always willing to show it off, even for free. Girls seem to look for an excuse before doing it.
I’d definitely show my nips for beads.

I’d just do it for five bucks.

I’ll be right back, after I hit the ATM

Nope, only for love.

@skfinkel great answer!

I went to an AC/DC concert last night (AWESOME) and many girls flashed their boobs for free just because the camera was on them up on the big screen, it was rather cringeworthy but to be expected at an acca dacca concert, lol. PS – I wouldn’t flash mine for some cheap beads or expensive ones for that matter.

@octopussy “acca dacca”??

@Axemusica – that’s an aussie slang name for my home grown band, Angus did a 20 minute solo – awesome shit :)

Have you or would you show your breasts for beads at Mardi Gras?
No and no
If you wouldn’t, can you explain why you wouldn’t do this?
Because I’m not a _____ (feel free to fill in the blank)

I hate to admit this, but I probably would. It just seems like it would be part of the whole experience of Mardi Gras. NOTE: I do not make a habit of flashing in my everyday life.

Hey, what will you all do for these? You know you want them.

No, but I’d show my boobs for lurve.

(o)(o)

@shilolo Show my boobs but only during Mardi Gras. You’d still give ‘em to me. They’re spectacular. ;)

To all those who would. Can I just say on behalf of all red blooded males.Woo hoo yeah, come on, happy days…oh & thank you. ;¬}

@shilolo Is that Bozo the clown I see on some of those beads? hmmm…. I might need to think about this a bit longer. ;)

@augustlan GA for making a Seinfeld reference. even if you didn’t do it knowingly heh

I knew… but it’s also true. :D

WOW…. There are times that Fluther truly shows the nature of the important work we have to do. Jonsblond, as a feminist and a type of latter day suffragist I applaud you.
I heartily support this wothwhile endeavor. Ladies, this is a noble cause.
These beads represent your freedom from the tyrannical subjugation of the bondage of the bra. For your sisters’ sake please do not refrain on this most auspicious occasion to expose the full measure of your support…

Bring on the titties!

@SeventhSense Oooh, metaphoring, sexay. :D