Pssst! Uh Fluther asked me not to tell you. But they said I'm their favorite. Should I believe them?

It obviously was drunk off it’s ass.

They tell me the same thing. I think we’re being played. How dare thee!

Fluther! You’re cheating on me!

I thought I was the only one. sniff

Yes,believe them.
They wanted to know where their money is.I put the check in the mail;)

That’s nothing! When the Nobel Prize Committee called, they told them I was too busy to talk!

They think I’m a guy! They told me that I look “dapper”. Buncha nuts.

They’re doing my dishes today. But that would only involve pressing the “ON” button, so whatever. ::eyeroll::

Yeah? Well, they tip their hats to me.
Such gentlemen.

They lie, I think they just want sex with me.

Yes. Why would anyone on the internet be less than truthful?

Pitch’s belly fur told me that spring is coming soon. Now I know it’s true…

The Daisy’s are starting to bloom!

‘bout time, too!
the truth is perfectly clear, practically invisible