Could the Care Bears defeat the Incredible Hulk?

Asked by phoenyx (7406

) March 4th, 2008

The Incredible Hulk doesn’t seem to have any limit to how strong he can become. The angrier he gets, the stronger he gets. He is highly resistant to physical attacks, mental (psychic) attacks, diseases and poisons. However, consider a beam of pure love and happiness: the Care Bear Stare. It could be done from range and once they lock on it seems to be unavoidable.

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Wow. Simply…wow. Nominated for Best Question on Fluther.

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Wow. Simply… wow. Nominated for Gayest Question on Fluther.

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I gave you great question because this made me laugh out loud.

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care bears because they’d kill him with kindness.

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@phoenyx, I think you’re onto something. Hulk feeds off anger, so when faced with pure sweetness and light, he’s likely to shrivel back into the mild mannered professor guy (Bill Bixby, if you were watching the old 70s version, like I did as a kid!). Of course, if he managed to squash a couple of them before their love got the best of him, they’d all run away like the pantywaists they are.

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Yeah – Care Bears for the win. Because their overripened cuteness, cuddliness & overall sugar alcohol level would send the Hulk into a diabetic coma from which he would never recover.
Care BEars = evil wrapped in a sweet, sugary coating.

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