Can you help me produce a rhyming title for my paper?

Keep polite to avoid a fight.

Be a good lad, or I’ll hurt you real bad.

Do as I say, or I’ll make you pay.

Good little lasses don’t wind up on their asses.

A child well reared is properly afeard.

Manners matter, shape up or ship out.

Behaved or Beheaded

It is alliterative and not rhyming, but I like it.

@EmpressPixie I do to!

All very good titles. Now to pick one…

Dude, a subtitle is the least of your paper’s problems.

@ranwulf +1

If you have to think of something ‘clever’, at least don’t make it rhyme. That is just too tacky for a paper. Don’t ruin the tone of the paper before your reader even gets a chance to read the first line. Although they are effective sometimes, it’s probably best when they are not forced.

I won’t do
My homework, will you?

just kidding. I don’t think you need a rhyming subtitle, just something interesting.

And do you mean “manners” rather than “good mannerisms?” They are not synonymous. “Mannerisms are idiosyncratic, odd or twitchy behaviors.”

Forget about rhyming schemes; make sure your title represents the thesis of your paper.

@Haroot, is the paper written in English? Have someone edit it for you. Regardless of the content, you could easily crash and burn over grammar.

@Pseudonym @Ame_Evil @gailcalled I just wanted a rhyming title because it reminded me of some of the poems and tales my paper is focused on. But I think EmpressPixie’s alliterative idea is a good one. Maybe not that particular one but the general idea. And thanks for that catch gailcalled. Bad habit of mine.

@ranwulf Yes it is and I have. Honestly the paper is done already and whatnot. I just needed a title.

“Read or Weap”

@rebbel: NO. Read or Weep, please.

@Haroot; I would also suggest changing “utilize” to “use.” (Less pretentious and more accurate, according to primary meanings of both verbs.)

a little humiliation does wonders