What do you do differently when you are alone?

I don’t know about out of character, per se. I do things a bit differently like allow myself to talk to..myself. Well, and the cats, houseplants, bunny and random squirrels at the feeder.

I’m a Chatty Cathy- party of one.

I prance around in the nude, I talk to myself and I definitely have no plans of masturbating in public anytime soon.

What you see is what you get with me :)
Except that in private,the only thing I’m wearing is my Bob Saget tattoo.

I’m pretty decent at Dancing with Myself and I look really good doing it too.

@Vunessuh -Why not?

When there’s no one around to bother me, I take those rare precious times to take a nap.

I’m pretty much the same—except I don’t have to hide certain NSFW activities, and I don’t have worry about having my conversations overheard.

Ain’t fluther wunderful?

@lucillelucillelucille Jesus Lucille, I already sent you nude pictures. What else do you want?

@Vunessuh Hey! You promised me I was on your distribution list and I ain’t got bupkus yet!

My wierdness dramatically increases.

Eating and sleeping. I tend to eat smaller meals more frequently when I’m on my own and have dinner earlier. I will also get into bed at 9:30 or so with a book and read there instead of in the den. And I will Fluther unabashedly. (I know, I’m a boring person – no daring exposes here.)

@Vunessuh-How crazy! My father used to call me JC too!
Why would I want nudes of Lady Gagagaggagagagaagag?

Ummm, I’ve given it some thought & I do the same odd things outside that I do at home. Walking round commenting to myself, laughing at amusing things, singing aloud… I guess I shriek &, well, prance more by myself.

@janbb Come on Jan…there are a lot of good ideas here!! Let the hair down and let ‘er rip!

@Cruiser That’s why they call it a private life.

@lucillelucillelucille I think you made up that part about the BS tat!

Self-complaining(I’m not crazy) and practice speech to help socialize better. I don’t feel secure when other people are around.

@Cruiser-That tattoo is complete “Bullshit”.I just didn’t want to say a bad word here.

@wundayatta I haven’t received your $100 yet. It’s either that, or sending me Everybody Loves Raymond Season 4. Then you get the pictuhs.
@lucillelucillelucille Because you secretly worship Lady Gaga. Stop playin’ round. You just PMed me and asked me to send you more. On my alone time, I’ll take more. It’s a lot of work being your friend and keeping you happy. Christ on crutches.

@lucillelucillelucille You hit my weak spot I love bad words…keep talking…+6

When my roommate’s not home…

* I don’t close the door to the bathroom
* I don’t put on my bathrobe to walk between my room and the shower
* I turn the thermostat up from 55° to 60°
* I don’t say “Excuse me” after belching

I sleep or read or clean. I use my alone time to get things done. I have an occasional happy party with just me invited. ;)

Live large there @MrItty, turn that thermostat to 65!

@Vunessuh How about 100 lurve? Doesn’t that show you how much I think of you…
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Hell! What am I talking about? I don’t even know the woman. I hear the word “nude” and I start salivating. I wonder if there’s such a thing as a sex-ectomy?

Masturbate, dance, sing, sing ‘n dance..watch Youporn.

@gemiwing I do that too. I also sing play the guitar and dance. If I’m alone I am probably wearing only boxers.

If I didn’t have my room mates or girlfriend, I would play Modern Warfare 2 online all day.

@Vunessuh -I do take alot of work and you’re loving it!
@Cruiser.-Liberalhehehe

@lucillelucillelucille ooooh…Lucy! ;)

Farting, picking my nose.

@ChazMaz Read the question…I asked about things you do differently when you are alone sir!

I immediately take my clothes off as soon as I know I’m alone. Always.

I’m creeping myself out right now

Well I’m usually alone in my apartment, so headbanging and dancing around half naked from one room to another seems like an every day thing to me, although I am slightly more reserved in public. >_>

I dance, do exercises I don’t in front of or in the company of my partner, I eat a strict diet.

Eat and sleep at odd times.

I might masturbate or eat a booger or two.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Can you do both at the same time? That would be some real talent.

@Vunessuh well, I never really tried because one hand is on the mouse and the other hand is well on the other mouse

I have to go pour Clorox on my eyes….

@Cruiser you liked it!

Pick my nose, fart, scratch my ass, check for body odor. The usual stuff that I wouldn’t be caught dead doing in front of anybody other than my oh, so lucky family.

Cruiser, the mental image of you shredding your guitar is like…..soft porn.

don’t just sit there, making me suffer. send me pics, asshole

I can’t think of anything. I just sit around, whether I’m alone or not.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir…you lost me with “eat” eeeew!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Well….. to look at you you’d never guess!

I dance, talk to myself…

@Dibley Fun, isn’t it :)

@Cloverfield Can be, I sing quite loudly though, and sometimes I forget!

@Dibley Hehe, yeh, I often find myself wandering along the corridor at work singing… usually something abit rock’n’roll, or indie :)

Music is blasting and I am singing along. not so unusual…......but I don’t do that with people around. I’d like them to live another day! hehe!

I talk to myself.
Sometimes I cry.
I might laugh out loud over silly things.
I play my music loud and perhaps sing with it and play air guitar.
I eat hidden candy and cookies.

@wilma Sounds like fun – can I come join you?

I’m with @MrItty. I also don’t close the door to the bathroom, put on my robe to walk between my room and the shower, or say “Excuse me” after belching. Rather, after a large belch, I may say something like, “OHH, YEAH!” :-)

I also talk baby talk to the puppy when no one else is around.

@janbb Of course. :)