What would you have said, instead of "Et tu, Brute?"?

I wouldn’t say anything. I won’t use my last words condemning someone.

You asshole!!!!

“I faked them all”

I would have said,”
“OMG! WTF? LOL!?!?! BFF?”

Hey Brutus baby!?? I loan you my pool boy and this is the thanks I get??

I regret nothing and simultaneously everything.

Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom.

Vos melior precor ut abyssus has vos pro EGO operor.

Daddy! No no!

“The fuck, yo?”

@phillis translate please? thank you <hugs>

I would do as I have done when I found out (what I believed to be) my very best friends were joking about me behind my back and being really spiteful and hurtful. I didn’t say anything and just went away and cried a lot. Lesson learned though I suppose.
hugs honeys xx

Brute, you cockus suckus

“You know when I told you it wasn’t really that small? I was lying. Oh and it is not normal to want to experiment sexually with your horse.”

Translation: “You better hope hell gets to you before I do.”

“I’m un-fluthering you!”...........................and facebook

Tuus matres magnae capute me dedit.

@mrentropy Does that mean, “Your mother is a whore?” ;-)

Dude, you used to be an awesome friend.

They won’t name a salad after you!

Let’s do lunch next week.

@Dr_Dredd I think it means your mother is better in the sack than you are? (Brutus, not you)

Owww!

@Dr_Dredd If I remember slacking off in high school Latin properly, it should mean something along the lines of, “Your mother gives me great head.”

“You stabbed me! You fucking stabbed me! What the fuck man? I held back your curly fucking locks after you got all shitty drunk at the orgy! Asshole! I hope you impale yourself on your own fucking blade, I really do!”

@Captain_Fantasy: Good answer but not wordy enough.

I’ve just been stabbed by my best friend. Give me a break. I’m kinda having a rough day.

Fuck u, Brute.

? Y usted, capitano?

@mrentropy Heh, heh…

Well, this certainly gives a new meaning to the term, “Stabbed in the back”!

Ow fucker

Woulda been all, “This sucks!”

@phillis LOL thats brilliant!! thank you <hugs>

Infamy they’ve all got it infamy.

What a twist!

Other options:

1. Hey! You nearly hit Little Caesar!
2. Ow! My Casaerian section!

I tried an online translator for this so bear with me:

“Is universitas mereo mereor vos.”

Everywhere you turn, I’ll be there, waiting for you my friend.

I would look at him in shock and say, “I can not believe that just fucking happened!”

“Seriously? Couldn’t we have talked this out over tea and servant boys?”

And now a murderer is all you are!

haha @Captain_Fantasy

I wouldn’y say anything. I’d grab that knife and stab him in his Little Caesar!

Can you really trust these new friends? Loyalty is earnt through giving loyalty.

@bunnygrl Gracias,conejo!
@aprilsimnel – Shakespeare, much? Great answer.

@aprilsimnel That’s so epic! Lurve it!

This is going to figure prominently in your next evaluation. Just see if you get a raise you pratt!

@majorrich Bahahahaha!!!

“Brute… I am your father!”

It would freak him out so much, he’d be scarred for life :)

@Arp LMAO best answer ever. :D

“Is that all you’ve got? Come on!”

yippie kaye aye mother fucker

Tu too?

LOL @gailcalled “Tu too?” That’s just too too… (and you already knew).

@CyanoticWasp: Be grateful that I left out the ballerina jokes, or Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti.” (A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo). Note what “boo” rhymes with.