Meta Question: What synonyms can we devise for the "privatefacilities" part of jeffgoldblum's moniker?

(Where’s jjmah when you need her?)

Do you mean something like jeffgoldblumsjohnson?

jeffgoldblumsbathroom
jeffgoldblumscloset
jeffgoldblumsheadquarters
:D!

jeffgoldblumsbloom

Oh god, my dumbass name inspired a question. :o

Well, I won’t spoil the mystery, speculate away!

And don’t ask jjmah, her mind always goes right to the gutter. Hehehehe.

jeffgoldblumsPrivy

…watercloset
...loo
...outhouse

jeffgoldblumshoohah

LMAO! @jonsblond How did I not think of that?!

I was looking for jjmah’s quip but it wasn’t where I thought it was. I think hers was soemthing like jeffgoldblumsstickandtwigs.

I’ll contribue jeffgoldblumsplatesofmeat which isn’t dirty but sounds it.

WC de JeffG

Doublevay Say de Jay Gee.

In my house we always used the phrase “lower unit.” It’s actually a term that refers to boat motors.

JeffGoldblumsKinkyBondageDungeon

I always imagined privatefacilities was a euphemism for something a little more ’ male’ shall we say…

I love everything about this…

YAY! When I first saw the question I was bummed out because I enjoy my own mental image and thougt it would be dispelled by something less grand. But happily it will always remain a mystery!

@Adagio That’s kind of where I was going with it; it’s fun to see everyone else’s ideas.

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities You’ve talked about “simplifying” your name. See we’ve done all the work for you! :-)

@Dog I’ll never tell. :)

@Seek_Kolinahr Made me laugh uncontrollably. GA!

Seth Brundle’s wacky home where his “work” is accomplished?

Haha!

jeffgoldblumsmeat’npotatoes

jeffgoldblumentstwig’nberries

@jjmah Thank goodness you finally came home. I was waitin’ for you, girlfriend. Glad you had a nice weekend. Too bad you missed Chuckie Day.

What did I say, @jjmah‘s mind always goes right to the gutter. ;p

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities And you were right down there to read it!

jeffgoldblumsprivategutter, apparently.

@CW You could spare a moment from your party to come over here?

Are you kidding? I had to spare some time. I get claustrophobic. Maybe that’s why I have been such a colossal waste of potential: it saves me from large crowds of well-wishers. (I think I have a huge appreciation for the late J.D. Salinger.)

Wait! CW has a party going!? I am missing out! Off to seek and party!

@Dog It’s a great one.