What should I do so you will invite me for dinner at your house?

If you know what’s good for you,tell me you’ll bring dinner with you.:)

I don’t think there’s anything specific you’d have to do to get invited. I invite my friends often enough, for no real reason. It’s never anything formal. But if we’re not friends, I probably wouldn’t invite you, don’t take it personally.

On the other hand, my “dinners” are just a buncha people getting together over here, then I order a whole buncha pizzas and we watch movies all night.
We usually don’t even make it to the kitchen haha.

Ask and ye shall receive. Would you like to join me for dinner?

I’d have to get to know you a bit more, you’d have to be okay with vegan food, multiple pets, kids and borderline sane Elderly Russian Women.

I hate having people over. The pressure to be a good host, to clean my place, to put on pants… I refuse to let people that I haven’t been close friends with for over 9 months into my house.

I want to eat dinner at @Simone_De_Beauvoir house, just to meet the borerline sane Elderly Russian Women!

My house is a circus, and dinner here is usually take out. For me to invite you here would mean you’d have payed for it.

@All,aww….Thank you so much!

@chyna You’re a brave soul, that’s for sure!

The dishes.

Just make the lasagna, and bring some beer.

You must listen to Deicide’s legion 666 times and bring some roti

(That was me up there with Chuckie’s quip.)

Stop being a suck up and I’ll think about it.

Be respectful to me, my friends, my mother and my dog. Bringing flowers for the table or a tasty dessert is always a nice touch.

Not be allergic to cats, not be a picky eater, and be a decent conversationalist.

Be a good friend.

Offer to clean the house.

Just be easy to be around, comfortable :)

My main house? There is nothing you can do. We are in the middle of a years long fix up, and several rooms are a wreck.
My retirement house? I beg people to come stay with us for a weekend, but no one has yet.

The people who eat at my house are usually related to me, or to someone who is related to me.I have a daughter who is currently eligible, and several grandsons.

You could do my landscaping and a few odd chores. For starters.~ =)

Hmmmmmm… The dishes and put up with my two dogs two cats and one African Grey!
I hope you don’t mind alittle cursing!!! See @Whatthefluther profile = )

@Astrochuck perfect answer and one I was and am still going to use…