I was on a steamboat on the Mississippi River. Late 1800s. We were about to pull into a harbor sort of thing. We were going fast towards the dock, and I realized we weren’t stopping. I went to find the captain, turns out he was a zombie. Hah.
The boat crashes into the dock, and I jump off and managed not to get crushed. I ran and ran. It was night time. I finally collapsed on a park bench and started sobbing. Two ladies in fancy bonnets and parasols come up to me and ask if I’m alright. I look up, and suddenly their faces start decaying. Then they’re zombies too.
I ran to a hotel, then all of the sudden the time period changes to the 1940’s. There’s a restaurant below the hotel, and I happen to see some friends sitting at a table. I go over to them, sit down, and try to explain my situation. They aren’t paying attention to me because the waiter is coming with their food.
The waiter is Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoon, and he’s holding a plate of spaghetti and a plate of raw fish. He slams both dishes upside-down on the table. My friends are complaining about the horrible service, and I run out of the restaurant.
I get to the hotel’s elevator and I make it up to the top floor. I walk out into a lobby and everyone I know is there, all looking into another room like they’re waiting for something. I find my sister, then tell her I need to use the restroom.
I go into the bathroom. I open the first stall and there’s blood everywhere. I open the second stall and there’s blood as well as human body parts shoved in the toilet. I’m about to open the third one when a terrified woman stop me. She tells me Mrs. E is in there (she was my old P.E. teacher, hahaha) and she’s the leader of the zombie clan.
Terrified, I dart out of the bathroom and find my sister in the crowd of people. Then, the lights are dimming and everyone is closing in on me. They’re all slowly decomposing and turning into zombies.
Then I woke up.
Wow, sorry, that was long…