What's up with old guys looking like the are PREGNANT with triplets?

The same reason the women are too.

It’s called a beer belly.

Too much beer and too much food in general. Also lack of exercise.

Summary: they’re slobs.

It’s probably just aliens.

It may be liver cirrhosis. (Or, as @OperativeQ said, a beer belly.)

I think it is prbably what they are drinking. Too much beer and not enough sex.

I am no expert but I think men just have different fatty deposits than women do. The shape of their stomach is different due to this. I guess unless we fight it with great diet, exercise, good mineral and vitamin nutrition. Both males and females will have “their” issues. Or just bad genetics. Females are prone to saggy ass’s, floppy tits, jowls, thinning hair, fat pads and hanging “privates”, cellulite, loose skin, thinning lips, and thin skin. I just thought I would throw that in to be obnoxious loll.

@Just_Justine Well that is something to look forward to.

@Dibley loll I haven’t been obnoxious for at least five posts!!! I needed that

Females are prone to saggy ass’s, floppy tits, jowls, thinning hair, fat pads and hanging “privates”, cellulite, loose skin, thinning lips, and thin skin.

I have the urge to get back in bed now.

@FutureMemory lmao

@Just_Justine Pleased you feel better! Can’t wait for everything to start heading south. Is there an age? Don’t say 31.

@Dibley don’t stress, you just wake up one day and *bang you wonder where you got the fancy dress suite from.

I’ve noticed that old Southern/Western guys have a weird look where they have a skinny chest, big perfectly round stomach, and pipe-cleaner-thin legs.

It’s a fuel tank for the sex machine, baaaaaaaby.

they’re probably too old to work out.

Younger slimmer guys have it too and I believe it’s from too much beer which likes to deposit around the mid section.

I always thought it was beer belly too, until it happened to my own husband. He has never had a beer in his life, and he drinks wine very sparingly. His is from sitting at a desk all day and all night. He is on his computer nearly every waking moment of the day, and even eats at his desk.

Over the last few years, he has cut back on the amount of food he eats, and he tries to force himself to go on the treadmill at least three times a week, but it doesn’t help. This week, with the nice weather, he is walking during his lunch hour, and parks a half a mile from the office, so walks a full mile to and from the car.

Females are prone to saggy ass’s, floppy tits, jowls, thinning hair, fat pads and hanging “privates”, cellulite, loose skin, thinning lips, and thin skin.
My hair isn’t thinning!