Do you recall a time when you were thinking of two things at once, and you blurted out an interesting, but non-nonsensical sentence?

Like “Wow – nice boobs”! or were you thinking of another type of “two things”.

I have on occasion responded out of time sequence – it annoys my wife. I can pretty well guess what some people will say and respond to what they are saying before they have said it. (Usually I wait until they have finished, but sometimes get distracted (by boobs?) ;)

I talk faster than I process and often turn two words into one.

Yes! Last Friday, my girl and I had a few cocktails (Vodka and Squirt). Earlier in the day, in a Fluther thread, someone asked how we felt about our partner’s clitoris (if it turned us on.. a good ol’ NSFW ). Anyhow, my response to the thread, was that seeing my partner’s engorged clitoris during oral was a turn-on. Cut to later in the evening, after a few drinks, Nikki and I were talking about Simon and Garfunkel/New York City/Central Park and for some reason, out of nowhere I blurted out engorged clitoris at the end of a sentence. Not sure where that came. A bit of Tourette’s (alcohol) going on there. :)

I know my girlfriends & I have done it, but I can’t recall a specific instance.

The other day, while on the phone with one of them, I accidentally said out loud “At least they didn’t any battering rams this time”. I had been playing a video game, & we were talking about her new werewolf character.

I just now called my cat a couse hat. Does that count? and I’ve only had two wine coolers. can’t blame the alcohol. ;)

@faye I do the same thing all the time!

@jonsblond _I just now called my cat a couse hat. _

Does he fall off your head when you wear him?

A few nights back the Mr. and I were talking about where to meet his parents for a dinner night out and I mumbled something about, “red meat is always good and the grey skirt…”

I do this all the time. I call it chain reaction thinking. Sadly, most of the time I am the only one who can make sense of all the links in the chain.