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What is the punchline to this joke?

Asked by tinyfaery (44243points) March 31st, 2010

According to imdb, there is no punchline to this joke from The Breakfast Club:

“A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” The naked lady says…”

Can you think of a punchline? Have you heard a punchline to this joke?

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Jude's avatar

Yeah, let me think on this, but, I have to say that I like “don’t be too gross” in your topics..

Jude (32204points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
LuckyGuy's avatar

And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

LuckyGuy (43867points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
ubersiren's avatar

…“Definitely not. I do some silly things when I’m drunk.”

Oh lawdy, that was horrible.

ubersiren (15208points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
FireMadeFlesh's avatar

“I don’t know, its your dream!”

FireMadeFlesh (16603points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Shecky_Johnson's avatar

And then, The meat fell out.

Shecky_Johnson (720points)“Great Answer” (0points) Flag as…
Element's avatar

“Duh, thats what I brought the poodle for.”

Element (65points)“Great Answer” (0points) Flag as…
AstroChuck's avatar

“May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?”

AstroChuck (37666points)“Great Answer” (0points) Flag as…
ratboy's avatar

“Goddammit Bob, stop kiddin’ around and give me the usual.”

ratboy (15172points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…
CodePinko's avatar

“He got the gas bill”.

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