What rewards await a female suicide bomber in heaven, what are the incentives?

Who can possibly answer this anyway – it’s not like any of it makes sense, you know? I’m assuming she won’t be stoned to death for dishonoring her father or something special like that but it’s pretty much it.

there all a bunch of idiots. hell awaits all suicide bombers

@Simone_De_Beauvoir apparently they are assured of a reunion with their dead husbands, seems a bit lame, compared to the 72 virgins that await the male martyrs.

A suit of powered burqa?

i want to great answer my own answer.

@slick44 they’re all a bunch of idiots. hell awaits all suicide bombers….really…how can we be certain of that? i don’t think that was a great answer personally.

She gets 72 virgins. Lesbians can be terrorists too ya know.

Actually, it is entirely possible that “72 virgins” is a mistranslation and what’s actually awaiting suicide bombers is “72 grapes.”

That would really give them something to wine about

@mammal .. please so you think suicde bombers are good people? they blow up inoccent people. 72 virgins my ass. whats so great about that. you just killed 50 innocent kids

That’s not what @mammal said. You’re putting words in his/her mouth @slick44

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies: Haha, bad joke, good answer. :P

@slick44: It’s a helluva lot more complicated than that. Often, the suicide bombers are people who are very poor and are told not only that they will go to heaven but that their families will be compensated.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies that comment had so much win

@slick44 i’d leave that kind of heavy judgement to God, human’s tend to be narrow minded and partisan.

I am certain that if you kill inocent people thats not ok

Who among us is innocent? Americans accidentally kill children all the time.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies i thought about including the Lesbian/Bi et cetera possibility in the question info but, thought it superfluous considering fundamentalist Islamic inconceivability of such a condition

@slick44: Who is saying it’s okay? You seem to think that because we’re not spewing obscenities and calling all suicide bombers and all potential ones awful people, we’re saying they’re good people. We’re not talking about whether they are bad or good. We’re talking about whether or not female suicide bombers are promised the same kind of sexual gratification in heaven that male suicide bombers are.

I do leave it to god. and its not up to you its up to god. its never ok to kill. your not god.

Male, female, no matter, get real, hey lets all kill people cause we are promise stupid shit

Non-existence awaits them, just as it awaits everyone.

Most likely.

:)

Damn being agnostic…

Certainly, we leave the judging up to God. Fat lot of good it’ll do to keep quiet about likely destinations, though.

Unlimited back rubs from Osama and all the 3-way Lesbo sex she can stomach from Roseanne Barr & Rosie Odonnell *with special appearances by Judge Judy ; )

@DominicX non-existence very tricky one to define that, philosophically speaking.

@Pretty Lilly lol judge judy…. she’s blood scary

@mammal

Yes it is. It’s one of those “unfathomables”. I’ll let someone else do it… :P

@DominicX i kind of like the sleep forever and ever idea, in fact, that sounds better than 72 virgins right now :)

Why isn’t there a charity offering 73 virgins RIGHT NOW to any would-be suicide killer who turns in his buddies instead of setting the bomb?

@Kraigmo
Because the things in the present cannot be brought over to the other side. Things awarded after you’ve died are already there, and thus pose no such difficulties.

Maybe they get to be a virgin 72 times over. Perhaps that’s where all those virgins are coming from for the guys…

An ugly male suicide bomber? Lol.

If they are under ten years of age they get to meet and become very friendly with Mohammad.

They don’t get jack. they are women. Muslim women are worthless insofar as heavenly rewards go. (Same goes for earthly rewards, too, it seems).

They got to run out of virgins eventually..dont you think?

@MRSHINYSHOES LOL, I had the same thought.

@Roby

The heavenly virgins of today are the very same virgins of 1500 years ago. That’s right, there are thousands of dead Martyrs sharing the same 72 old hags over and over and over and over and… well, just get in the back of the line sir.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Then surely they would be in hell. What girl would want her cherry popped over and over again? I think they get the virgins they just don’t have the equipment when they get there because they blew it up. LOL

Is the bomber a lesbian with a penchant for virgins?

@CodePinko
Islam, AFAIK, doesn’t think much of homosexuality.

@Nullo not like christianity is all about rubbing penises together…unless you’re catholic and a priest

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I thought we were discussing Islam?

I believe I’ve told you what I think of Catholicism. Anyway, it’s not all priests.

@Nullo oh, well that makes me feel better, lol

@Nullo True. But if Islamists are so aggressively anti homosexual why do so many liberals give them a pass?

P.S. Thank you for not insulting our intelligence by using the word homophobic where the term anti homosexual is more correct.

@CodePinko Because they’re liberals.

@CodePinko Thank you for not insulting our intelligence by using the word homophobic where the term anti homosexual is more correct. – lol

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I agree with @CodePinko: “homophobia” suggests at once both fear and psychological disorder, when the truth is, more often than not, far removed from either of those.

@Nullo I suppose I have a broader definition of homophobia than you.