NSFW - What are some fun ways to lead up to sex in the garden?

How about you have a picnic outside. Eat some some light food, possibly have some strawberries, whipped cream and some wine. Once things are going good why not spill some wine on his pants, say “oops, let me help you with that.” Maybe rub on him a bit, then put the whip cream strawberries to work as you go down on him. You’ll definitely be getting sex then.

Great idea, thanks.

Use your imagination..

Put your wellington boots on, your gardening gloves and do some digging. That will make you really, really dirty!!

That’s what we’ll be doing anyway!

How bout some watery fun with a paddling pool.

We haven’t got a paddling pool. I could always hose him down I guess!

Get your husband to the garden; good luck.

Im quite sure you’d get him going in some sort of swimwear…..

@JeffVader I don’t have any swimwear!

…... that would also work!

@JeffVader I see where you are going with this. But, looking outside now, can’t see the weather being nice.

Just make sure it’s not a public garden !

@Pretty_Lilly Now that would be exciting.

I like @limeaide s picnic idea. It always worked great for us! Meg always brought the strawberry jam to put on her “strawberries”. A nice thick quilt as a soft base, “A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou…”. It’s also nice to have 650 acres of forest between us and any neighbors.

Roleplaying is always fun. You could be a maiden in the wild, an amazonian warrior who ambushes her unsuspecting male prey, a native-american princess picking flowers, a damsel in distress who’s been tied up, a promiscuous horticulturist…

Get her to bend right over to sniff a pretty flower and you can come up behind her and lob it into her anus.

@beautifulbobby193 I’ll pass that on, I’m afraid I don’t have the correct tool to lob into anything.

@beautifulbobby193 So delicately put :)

Is there a path in this garden?

@DarkScribe No path, and it’s all Japanese style.

@Dibley No path, and it’s all Japanese style.

So there is no chance of leading them up the garden path?

@DarkScribe Afraid not.

@Dibley Afraid not.

In that case you will just have to come right out with it. (Make sure to have plenty of insect repellent handy – and remember that it can sting if used in “delicate” areas.)

@DarkScribe Insect repellant? I live in England and it’s about 10C!

@Dibley I live in England and it’s about 10C!

Ten degrees and you want to get it on (after getting it all off) in the garden. For some reason the name “Gunga Din” just popped into my mind.

@DarkScribe I did mention that when it was nice I did, it could get to 14C on Saturday!

@Dibley A Japanese garden. Perhaps a tea ceremony? The exquisite formality has a way of morphing into other pleasant activities.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land Nice idea, but it’s not that Japanese.

@Dibley are you British? or just living there?

@gorillapaws I’m British?

You should use that sexy British accent on him then… :P

Even British guys dig it! I honestly don’t think there’s a single english-speaking male who doesn’t dig it lol.

Lay down a blanket, wear somthing sexy and bring the strawberrys and whipped cream.

Perhaps some costume play? We liked the Roman centurian and the Celtic captive princess. Camp scene with lots of torches, help him off with his armor and into his toga. Serve his wine and peel grapes for him. He can feed you by hand off his plate….

some music…...and some wine…..and of course, the blanket…..
who wants sticks and ants up your bum

@jazmina88 “who wants sticks and ants up your bum”

…you do realize this is the internet right?

That question is like saying, “there is a sack of money in my house. I just need to grab it to have it. But would rather find a way to earn it.”

Just take it and enjoy it. Where ever and when ever you can.

:-)

@ChazMaz… WOW “you just need to grab it to have it” sounds good.

“sticks and ants up the bum”I know a few folks that would actually enjoy that~.

Cushy blankets for watching the clouds during the day, nice. Cushy blankets for stargazing at night with scented breezes, nice. Gazeebo, shed rooftop, house veranda… all good things. I don’t see how it would be tough to get randy around any of that.

Tell him you have a patch that needs fertilizing.

We liked to picnic up on our hill and watch the sun set over the Green Mountains. Watching meteor showers is fun, too. You get a wish for each one you see.

Your bending over, and planting seeds…
What more do you need?

I know this isn’t in the garden….. however, if there’s a lake or reservior near you then a midnight picnic by the lake, warm blanket on the ground, water lapping on the shore, candle-light, tasty finger food….. I think that would pretty much work….. at least thats what im hoping :)

ACK!

You’re not your.
You’re not your.
You’re not your.

Sorry Jeruba.

Skinny dipping in the pond. Too cold at this time of year unless you’re a polar bear.