What are some colloquial or slang phrases with more than one meaning?

Hammered:
“Let’s go get hammered.” (get drunk)
“The nail was hammered into the wood.”

I’ve got wood & i’m no carpenter, if you get my drift,oops there’s another one for good measure & another…..

Roger, Roger, I did roger her.

Cock.
It will always mean a male chicken to me.
Others think it means penis.

If you look up the definition of the word “fuck” in a good dictionary (a good dictionary being one that carries the definitions of such ‘bad words’) then you’ll see that any sentence using that word can have many meanings.

Ditto the word “screw”.

Pissed. In the states, it tends to means angry but in England, it can mean very very drunk. I got more than a few funny looks when I was in London talking about how angry I was, “Man I was pissed!” when I hadn’t been drinking anything.

“Want me to knock you up?”

Said in England it means to ask if you would like a wake-up call.
Said in America it means to ask if you would like to be f*#ked.

dude. dude? dude dude.

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