NSFW What is the kinkiest or sexually adventurous things you would ask your S/O to engage in if they gave you an hour of absolutely anything goes?

It all sounds like fun. Are you wanted her to do it to you? You could see how many positions you could do in that hour? I think too far would be involving the animals, apart from that, I would say anything goes.

Strobe light + short skirt + cinnamon gum + Kama Sutra

Actually my lady was far more creative and adventurous than I. I’d try almost anything once; the only restriction being that I refused to do anything that caused her pain.

i like @Sophief ‘s idea. it’s not too far out but it would still be fun.

kama sutra, kama sutra (chanting)

Or you could tie her up and she could be your sex slave for the hour. You do anything you wanted, in any way you wanted. I like the sex slave idea for myself!

Kama Sutra is actually pretty tame stuff.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land It was just for positions, you can’t get kinky from it, and anyway not everyone is like you and I! ;-)

@Sophief in my case it’s strictly past tense.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land A little bit of pain never hurt anyone…;)

EDIT: Didn’t realize you lost her. My apologies.

I’d be very boring. Different positions and games really aren’t the point for me. It’s about expressing love for me, and that is not enhanced by kinkiness. For the twenty odd years we’ve been together (our 20th wedding anniversary was two days ago), we’ve never done much more than a couple of standard activities in bed. She still makes me as aroused as she did when we first met (which isn’t necessarily a good thing).

@stranger_in_a_strange_land I have to say your story breaks my heart. I think Meg is looking down from Heaven, and at some point she’d want you to find happiness again.

@wundayatta That’s not boring that’s cute. My boyfriend is like that, he never used to be, like when we first started but he is now.

@Adirondackwannabe I’d be happiest being with her wherever she is.

Baby oil slip and slide (make sure to wear helmets), naked mini-golf, ring toss…

What haven’t I done with my S/O is the question.

I haven’t tried the ring toss. Interesting possibilities.

@Adirondackwannabe: Good sex and Extreme Gymnastics are different. I can’t imagine taking this public. The issue is between you and her only.

(everyone is like you and I! ;-) -It’s “everyone is like you and me.”)

I love it how Gail comes in here and corrects grammar. :)

@gailcalled Unless (are) is implied after “I”. No?

Annoyingly, despite being very liberal, I just couldn’t ask my partner to do anything in case it prejudiced their decision making. Anything they asked for would be fine though.

Huh… I don’t think I’d have any special requests. I’m not shy about my kinks; I regularly ask for what I want.

It is a simple problem. Cut the phrase in half. One would never say “Everyone is like he.”

Me and Milo cringe sometimes; why not learn something about good writing, us thinks.

@jfos: Yes, but you are getting into some sophisticated issues. If there is a clear implication, than you are right, but it’s tricky.

@jjmah: Is that a nice way of telling me to bug off? Fair enough. Sometimes I click onto Fluther and feel a piece of my brain die.

@gailcalled No, I meant it. I truly loved it. Not telling you to bug off at all. :)

It made me chuckle.

DP with another penis-bearing person (the penis doesn’t have to be one that’s attached).

Three some, swinger, orgy. but this has already been done.

Well first we’d need access to a live cheering audience.

Then… time to bust out the power tools and wild animals.

happy birthday

I’d ask if I could be the man for once… * ahem *... I mean what wouldn’t I do. Me, her, 3 hookers, an eight-ball and a goat.

It would have to involve anal activity.

@Adirondackwannabe Has she agreed to be at your beck and call yet?

I haven’t followed up with her yet. I’m letting her take all the time she wants.

The kinkiest thing I could ask my wife for is one hour alone with Natalie Portman.

id want to see my 37 year old super hot texas MILF wife in a gangbang with a bunch of hung dudes – probably black – and watch her scream in ecstacy while she totally sluts. that would be hot. no – that would be beyond hot. shes gonna do it one of these days!