Why yes. Yes they are. And a good thing, too. Otherwise the snapdragons would be taking over our minds. And Abyssinia,
We’d all be eating chocolate and reading Cosmo. Or Maxim. Or maybe bananas. Yuck! I hate banans. Give me a good gnome anyday. And did you ever wonder why there’s a g in the front of gnome? Ganome? WTF?
Harry Potter is a character. In a book.
Oh, all right. A movie, too. Maybe a video game. Is there a Harry Potter video game? Lemme ask you this. Is God in a video game? Was he ever filmed in a movie? I mean, because if he was, I want you to introduce me to him.
I can write fantasy, too, you know. Maybe not so good as Luke and Paul and those other fantasists, but I’ve got an idea or two up in the noggin. Well, two, max. And I don’t believe it when people say they have more. Where’s the room? I mean, do they have a door in the side of their heads and they open it and the ideas fall out? Ok, so that’s a bit over the top, but…..
And what’s with the warlocks? I mean war? And locks? Do we lock war up or is this just the lock that can lock a war up and if so, why doesn’t anyone do that? Is the key lost? What is the key to a warlock?
Elves. Rhymes with shelves. You put things on shelves, but do you put things on an elf? Shelves don’t really move by themselves. Do elves? Shelves are where you put bad ideas. Hmmm. Maybe we’ll find elves on shelves.
Ok, I’ve wasted enough of your time. If you’ve read to here, you now know this is a fake. But otherwise, keep on thinking it’s real. It Israel.