NSFW - Does a penis grow old?

No faster than the rest of the person.

Nice topics, i.e., loving and oral. That a girl.

@jfos Thanks they take back the question if I don’t put plenty of topics

No, the penis is the only exception.
The whole body ages, your nose, fingers, shoulder blades, thighs, heels, even the funny bones.
But the penis…, no.
~

Totally unrelated. If you totally over do it with the tanning, you face looks like a wrinkly, old nutsack.

@jjmah Pleased I don’t do any tanning then!

I would think it would age at the same rate as the rest of the body.Someone you know need a transplant? I know of one that’s not being used, low mileage.~

Lmao. This is actually a good question. I never thought about it before, but wow! I guess when I’m old it wouldn’t matter anyways. I mean, i doubt it’ll see much action.

I’ma ask my wife today when she gets home from work. She’s a nurse in a Brain Trauma Unit and sees her fair share of penises.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land No, he definitely doesn’t need a transplant. I was just wondering if and when it would age, he’s 43 now and it is as perfect as ever. He isn’t really ageing though.

My penis hasn’t aged a bit. Mr. Bing still has his youthful appearance, vitality, and vigor. I anticipate he will stay forever handsome beautiful.

I’ve sometimes worried about whether there are a predetermined number of stiffies you can get before it wears out….. I’m struggling to imagine what the old boy would like older.

The penis starts to age right after it Bar Mitzbah

@Sophief I’m 10 years older than he is and mine worked fine the last time I used it (almost 6 months ago).

@stranger_in_a_strange_land I didn’t really mean in use, I meant does it look old?

…... well, Tony Blair certainly got older!

@JeffVader I’ve never seen his penis?!

@Sophief I haven’t noticed any change in about 30+ years.

@Sophief Hahahahahaha…..... no, but he is a penis!

It grows wiser, more skilled. Navigating the motion of the ocean much smoother.
Unlike when I was younger. I find that, when listing to it, it gives me solid advice.

I believe all that blood flow keeps it “young.”

What do you mean by, “I know the small ones look like that anyway.”?
Do mean the ones that shrink while not in use, as appose to the ones that pretty much stay the same size. Minus the inflation.

@ChazMaz Yes I mean those ones.

@prolificus Do you rent it out? LOL

It ages, although usually not quite as fast as the rest of the body. What happens in many cases is that the ancilliary systems break down and cause the penis to become semi-nonfunctional: prostate, bladder, kidneys, general body tone, etc.

@CaptainHarley Oh, my….. you paint such a picture!

@Sophief PM me, I’m sure together we can answer this question…I’ll need your email addy also..

I have a Welsh writing pal who has a character called ‘old scrotum’ in one of his inane stories. lolol

Take it from a woman, old penises are the least of a mans issues in mid-life.

If you can get around the chronic grumpiness long enough to actually WANT the penis, well….a cheerful old dude is worth his weight in gold…the rest is a bonus! lol

Now…as a woman, it’s a whole different ‘ballgame’.....I may be 50 but my breasts are really only 34….they will always be younger than me!

AND..I am cheerful…so it makes them stand out even more, a happy heart makes for good posture! lolol

Posture really does nothing for old penises.

@Sophief: Girl, you really need a hobby or some volunteer work.

Of course it grows old. It’s a muscle and a part of an aging me. And mine happens to have a long, white beard.

I shave mine.

@AstroChuck

Dude! I’m having my morning coffee over here…sheesh!

@Coloma- Whats the problem? Did my beard get in your mug?

@AstroChuck: Your parents should have locked this site; what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be catching tadpoles?

@Ass-troChuck

Aaaah….time to brush my teeth! haha

He’s looking a bit wrinkled, but that’s nothing new.

A poem my dad had…

Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I’ve got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

@Keysha

Thats awesome!

Humor is the best medicine for this aging scene…like my fuzzy eyesight and asking some kids if I could ‘pet their dog’ which turned out to be a couple of black backpacks under the bench at the bus stop! lolol

Never mind…( rolling eyes )

@Coloma I’ll look to find one I have on aging and send it to you, or post it if people want

My old fella will always be young at heart, too much to do to sit around ageing, up & at em.

@Keysha

LMAO! There’s actually a great deal of truth in that; more than I care to think about! Heh!

@CaptainHarley bows

: ))

I’m giving the captain a whole lotta lurve just for being honest!

@wilma LMAO!

I have prostate cancer and they removed my prostate back in late 2005, so I know a bit whereof I speak. : )

@CaptainHarley But I bet it’s still in your mind. :-)

@jbfletcherfan – only to certain people who know how to handle him ;-)

@prolificus LOLLL…that’s something once learned…it’s never forgotten. ;-)

LMAO! @jbfletcherfan & @prolificus

You’re BOTh right! : D

@CaptainHarley :D

@CaptainHarley but more practice never hurts.

WOOT! NOW we talkin! :: D

@CaptainHarley Prostate cancer be damned! ;-)

LMAO! Oh, HELL yeah! : D

True story…today, saw an old friend of mine! We were talking about age etc. My friend went to Washington D.C. was honored for being in World War II. He is 87 years young. He said, he was standing at the urinal with several of the soldiers that were honored and one the guys looked down at his penis and said, “well, if you have lived, today you would be 88 years old!”

It was a great day for people who’s penis has died when they came out with viagra etc….

Aahahahahahahaha! Gotta love dat Viagra! : D

@BoBo1946 Only if it works!

Not for me, not any longer ( pun intended ). The cancer got into my bloodstream, eventually settling in my lumbar spine ( which we later killed with radiation ). Since testosterone acts as a catalyst for prostate cancer, they put me on testosterone suppressants ( I like to think I was just too much man! Hehehe! ). So the urologist prescribed a concoction which made the poor old guy stand up and take notice again. Only problem was, I had to inject it directly into the shaft. Now this didn’t bother ME at all, having been through a great number of things far more painful, but it greatly bothered my wife, since she thought I was going through this “painful process” just to please her, little knowing that it was just as much to please ME as it was HER!! LOL!

BTW… the only visible side-effect of the testosterone suppressants was that most of my body hair fell out. I didn’t grow “moobs,” I didn’t suddenly find my “feminine side,” and my voice didn’t change at all. Unfortunately, I do get a bit irritable once a month! LOL! ( Just kidding! )

@CaptainHarley You’re something else. I like your attitude.

Most of the penises I am in contact these days “wear their trousers rolled.”

LMAO @jbfletcherfan GOOD! It’s apparently one of the few things I have left which still WORKS! LOL!

@CaptainHarley ((CH))

[ blushes… then grins like a phoole! ]

:D

Question: Does a penis grow old?

Answer: Well, it sleeps a lot more than it used to.

LMAO @filmfann

@CaptainHarley (smiles, nods, and taps lurve jar)

LOL! Uh… is that a hint? : D

@Sophief, yes, they do. But old eyes still see, old hands still touch, and old hearts still beat.

@gailcalled, I bet they still think about peaches, though.

@Jeruba: I’m sure you’re right; I’ll ask the next one I meet, unless we decide instead to talk about MIchaelangelo.

Here’s a youtube treatment on this subject.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDfqSyMrLs

Yes they do, they just don’t pout about it as much as old vagina’s do.

On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it’s time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:

” Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person”

The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.

She asks the man, “Do you really expect me to choose you? You don’t even have any arms or legs!” The old man replies, “Well, I don’t have arms, so how could I beat you?” The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. “I don’t have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, “But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?”

The man smiles and says, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I!”

@Keysha Loved the poem… you are a star… hope your feeling better :)

I’m not sure about the penis, but I’d imagine the balls would start to sag just like an old pair of tits would.

@beautifulbobby193 Is that bad, or do you like perky ones?

LMFAO! Filmfann, you’re a TRIP! LOL!

But the real question is does a penis hold up over time better than a womans minge does? The answer is yes. Many women become more “flappy” after they have kids. Some more than others obviously. What causes this, is it the baby almost turning her gash inside out? And do they get flappier with age as bits start to poke out or is this just a thing with having kids?

@beautifulbobby193: The real question is “Do you know how elegantly you express yourself?” May you never grow old.

Millions of women are pregnant and deliver babies and look almost the same as they did pre-kids. I know no flappy women, nor do I know any with an “inside-out gash,” whatever that means.

@gailcalled THANK YOU! Sheesh! I hope somebody gets a rude awakening someday!

@gailcalled Err… sorry if it came across as offensive, I certainly didn’t mean it that way. The question I posed is valid, but perhaps it could have been phrased slightly differently…

@jbfletcherfan There is nothing I like more than a rude awakening. I only wish I could have them every morning. ;-)

@beautifulbobby193 LOL…I hear you.

That was gailcalled’s issue. The ‘delicate’ way you stated things. Not the content of what you said..but HOW you said it. Savvy?