Has there ever been a good Pirates VS Ninjas movie?

Not yet – but there’s always Aliens versus Predators while you wait.

@Zen_Again I said good :P

Hey – it was awesome!

@Arp Hey, I love AvP!

Now Predators versus Ninjas – that would be a good movie.

@Zen_Again This ^

Anyway, back on topic… Have there even been any ATTEMPTS? As in, so-cheesy-they-are-good movies of this genre? I would love to see one of those too :)

I got sucked into watching “The Deadliest Warrior” on Spike TV last weekend. They had a lot of that kind of thing. I didn’t always agree with the outcome, but they end the show with an enacted battle, based on computer projections. Pretty cool.
3.1 Episode 1: Apache vs Gladiator
3.2 Episode 2: Viking vs Samurai
3.3 Episode 3: Spartan vs Ninja
3.4 Episode 4: Pirate vs Knight
3.5 Episode 5: Yakuza vs Mafia
3.6 Episode 6: Green Beret vs Spetsnaz
3.7 Episode 7: Shaolin Monk vs Māori Warrior
3.8 Episode 8: William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu
3.9 Episode 9: IRA vs Taliban
4.1 Episode 10: SWAT vs. GSG9
4.2 Episode 11: Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great
4.3 Episode 12: Jesse James vs. Al Capone
4.4 Episode 13: Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior
4.5 Episode 14: Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong
4.6 Episode 15: Roman Centurion vs. Rajput
4.7 Episode 16: Somali Pirate vs. Medellín Drug Cartel
4.8 Episode 17: Persian Immortal vs. Celt
4.9 Episode 18: KGB vs. CIA
4.10 Episode 19: Vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu
4.11 Episode 20: Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer
4.12 Episode 21: Comanche vs. Mongol
4.13 Episode 22: Navy SEAL vs. Israeli Commando

@filmfann Awesome! I have never heard of that show before, GA :D

I don’t know… but if there’s not I’m totally making one!!!

@filmfann Just to be clear, are we starting a wager. My money’s on:

3.1 Episode 1: Apache vs Gladiator – 1
3.2 Episode 2: Viking vs Samurai – 2
3.3 Episode 3: Spartan vs Ninja – 2
3.4 Episode 4: Pirate vs Knight – draw
3.5 Episode 5: Yakuza vs Mafia – 1
3.6 Episode 6: Green Beret vs Spetsnaz – 1 easily
3.7 Episode 7: Shaolin Monk vs Māori Warrior – 1
3.8 Episode 8: William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu – ?
3.9 Episode 9: IRA vs Taliban – 1
4.1 Episode 10: SWAT vs. GSG9 – 2
4.2 Episode 11: Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great 1 with relish
4.3 Episode 12: Jesse James vs. Al Capone – draw
4.4 Episode 13: Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior – 2
4.5 Episode 14: Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong – 2 (Yay!)
4.6 Episode 15: Roman Centurion vs. Rajput – ?
4.7 Episode 16: Somali Pirate vs. Medellín Drug Cartel – 2
4.8 Episode 17: Persian Immortal vs. Celt – 1 duh!
4.9 Episode 18: KGB vs. CIA – vun
4.10 Episode 19: Vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu 2
4.11 Episode 20: Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer 1, ov course
4.12 Episode 21: Comanche vs. Mongol 1
4.13 Episode 22: Navy SEAL vs. Israeli Commando 2, with humus.

Can I join in this wager?

3.1 Episode 1: Apache vs Gladiator – 1
3.2 Episode 2: Viking vs Samurai – 2
3.3 Episode 3: Spartan vs Ninja – 1
3.4 Episode 4: Pirate vs Knight – 1
3.5 Episode 5: Yakuza vs Mafia – 2
3.6 Episode 6: Green Beret vs Spetsnaz – 2
3.7 Episode 7: Shaolin Monk vs Māori Warrior – 1
3.8 Episode 8: William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu – 1
3.9 Episode 9: IRA vs Taliban – 1
4.1 Episode 10: SWAT vs. GSG9 – 1
4.2 Episode 11: Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great -1

Give me a few months, and I’ll decide the rest ;)

Play Soul Calibur and have Cervantes fight Yoshimitsu. That’s zombie pirate vs. ninja. Sweet!

@Haleth Cervantes annoys me more than Voldo does.. and that’s a pretty hard thing to do.

somewhat off topic. I read an article a while back about a Deadlist warrior video game in the making. Bitchin

By Avatar treatment, do you mean, over hyped, unoriginal & way over budgeted?

Ahh, Alien versus Predator.

The only film whose narrative is such mind-numbing drivel that it somehow manages to transmogrify the massacre of newborn babies into something un-suspenseful.