I think they’re funny because I often notice that most doomsday prophecies carry with them the unspoken desire for change, spiritual transition or other forms of evolution and draw themselves as such in mythology, beliefs and such…rather than any of them actually beibng the end of everything as we know it.
In other words it’s all bullshit to me, because it’s like the fear of death and the unknown and making up gods and shit to make that inevitability all the more bearable with delusion.
And if it weren’t for any of that, in the face of reality, most people’s views and thoughts of an Apocalypse in which they may believe is often very primitive and Hollywood like…something flashy that’s gonna happen outta nowhere, and it doesn’t help that things like The Bible herald it like some dude would announce his products in France’s open fruit market.
This coming from the same kinda people who continuously claim that man’s existence is bullshit, and that we should face retribution by the hand of insects and animals to who this planet truly belongs, but I’d love to see them willingly letting themselves be killed by some puma for the good of the Earth.
They’re all fantastic bullshit, and they don’t scare me. What pisses me off is that we live in an apparently advanced world, yet people still believe in such fairy tales, ones which are as old as men and have been proven nonsense at every turn, and they carry them with haughty arrogance, like as if thinking that dragons sleeping in the Earth and coming out on Friday the Thirteenth to wreak havoc is about as normal as parking your fucking car.
With that said, the end of all, which I think only as far as the end of men, will be something gradual, which may already be happening now…we’ll most likely be destroyed by disease and famine, and it will be a process of several years, if not centuries…whatever it is, it won’t be supernovas flung at us by Satan or whatever, no matter just how badass and awesome that would be.
But yeah, the biggest thing I notice is that when people talk about this stuff, they have a hope for a better future, whether here or elsewhere, rather than the thought of an actual end to all. Nothing wrong with that, but it’s not really Doomsday at that point.