What follows is a tongue-in-cheek list of Rummage Sale Regulations
1) If you have something of value, realize that a rummage sale is not the best venue to get top dollar. Leave that to Ebay where collectors and buyers who are well-informed about any given product will know and appreciate it’s value.
2) In conjunction with the above, please price your items to sell. Honestly, sometimes the prices are so high, I simply walk away! Forget dickering – “would you take 1/6th of your asking price?!” If you are that enamoured with your stuff, perhaps you should keep it
3) Continuing on, as an educated shopper, if your items are priced too high, I would much prefer to buy them new at a slightly higher price and go home with a new item that I can return if I like.
4) Please don’t list the name brands on the price sticker. Honestly, we can figure it out! It leaves one with the impression that you are either trying to give us an adrenaline rush by putting forth brand-names in our faces, or else you are listing it to blatantly up the price significantly. Brand-names are nice, however, the item is still used and often shows obvious signs of use. Trust me, if we name-brands meant THAT much to us, we would cut the name-brand tags out of our own clothes and pin them on the outside of the garment
5) When there is a neighborhood rummage, we love it when you have edible items for sale – we become ravenous during the process and heaven forbid we stop long enough to eat! While we’re willing to pay premium, $1.00 for a wee cookie is a bit much, don’t you think? Love being able to buy water bottles, too.
6) Often, we will not ask or bother with an item if it isn’t priced. I’m sure a marketing major could explain the philosophy behind this
7) I’m really sorry to say this, but some of you should really rent a dumpster instead of having a rummage. “Give me your tired, your poor…the wretched refuse of your teeming shore” is not referring to your stuff, but is actually a poem about the Statue of Liberty
8) Lastly, where I’d really like to rummage is from the backs of pick-ups containing stuff other rummagers have purchased- where’d you guys get that stuff?!
9) Don’t block the neighbor’s drive when their 12 year old has to get to school. Unless you like being ticketed and towed.
I will be having my own rummage sale in a month or two. I promise to abide by the above “regulations”!