@Rerebear, at the risk of shaming myself on such a personal topic, I will keep this public rather than via PM for the sake of others who can share in the knowledge.
About mine. They have developed slowly over many years. I am 66 now. I get plenty of fiber in my diet, love fresh fruits, veggies and whole grains. I have a BM generally 2 times a day, and rarely am either constipated or afflicted with diarrhea. The only meds I take are Hydrochlorothyazide 25 MG and Lisinopril 5MG for blood pressure, well managed with that. Perhaps the diuretic might matter, though, if hydration is an issue. The only topical treatment I have tried in Prep. H or the CVS generic of it with the added Dibucaine for pain relief. It does a decent job of easing pain, but doesn’t seem to have any healing value.
I notice the problem after a BM. They protrude and make cleaning up difficult. I am also aware of them when I shower and clean where the sun seldom shines. I find myself trying to put part of me back inside where it belongs. It does not stay put all that well.
Now, to answer your specific questions.
1—Is there pain? Yes.
2—Is the pain all the time? Thankfully, not yet.
3—Only when pooping? Not even always then, only when some straining is required or the movement is hard. That usually doesn’t happen unless my regular routine is disrupted and I have to hold it for later.
4—How about sitting on it? Not very often, but occasionally I use the CVS Dibucaine ointment for that when it does happen.
5—Did the pain start all of a sudden out of the blue or gradually? Came on gradually.
6—Is the pain really very sharp and isolated when you poop and then last for awhile? Sometimes sharp, sometimes dull, sometimes not much at all. Lasts for a while. When it is sharp and bothersome though, I usually treat it with the analgesic ointment, so I may be under-reporting it.
7—Is there bleeding? Yes.
8—It the bleeding on the toilet paper? Yes.
9—Does it fill the toilet bowl? Very rarely and only if I have had a bout of constipation.
10—Is it mixed in the poop? No and I was recently tested for blood in stools with negative results.
11—Do you notice any lumps? Not unless I have been unable to go on my regular schedule.
12—Are the lumps painful? Yes.
13—Did the lumps start all of a sudden? No, that happens predictably when either diet or schedule cause a bit of constipation.
14—Do they pop out of your butt and pop back in when you poop? No. Can poop do that? Those sneaky little turds. :-)
Well, there you have it, folks, I have aired the dirtiest of my laundry. Thanks, Rarebear for the list of questions and whatever you can offer as solutions..
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