Taken Aboard a UFO, What Question Would You Ask?

will you guys pay me my vacation leave?

What’s up with the anal probe??

I would ask, “why are you guys coming here?” (jokes welcome and expected).

Am I your first?

I’d ask them about the Nordics and the Nazi’s that live inside the Earth’s core. Then I’d grab a shuttle with Elvis and Big Foot and tour the galaxy.

What do you guys do for fun?

Whoa! Can we do that again??

What took you SO long?

Will this include a reach around?

I suppose I would kind of get an idea of it from the spaceship, but I would ask them what their planet was like. Maybe they would be Skyping with their leader.

Can we do this again sometime, or is this a one-night thing?

Can I get one of these?

Will you please take me home now… I said p-l-e-a-s-e.

so…how about this crazy weather!

Will you respect me in the morning?

friend or foe?

Can I come with you and see the galaxy? oh, and can I bring hubby and our fur babies please? :-)
huggles xx

What does this button do?

And where exactly do you think you’re putting that fucker? In your dreams ET, chew on this (thrusts fist into their mouth with great force)

“Reese’s pieces? Really?”

So how come you guys are so interested in butts, anyway?

Where is Captain Kirk?

Where is Captain Picard?

Where’s the beef? no, seriously. What’s up with the cows?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

@ChazMaz What kind of swallow?

See, that type of question would distract them and possibly avoid an anal probe.

—And if you wanted an anal probe?

Can you guys eat oil?