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NSFW So now that I have learned what teabagging is, what is the equivalent for women?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (36713points) May 24th, 2010

Men and the right wingers have teabagging, so isn’t it unfair not to give the women and the rest of the people something similar? It seems a little unfair to give one of the sexes and part of the political scene something and deny it to others. What can you suggest for a reasonable exchange?

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Cruiser's avatar

It’s called “Dippin Dots”. Not a particularly patriotic sounding term but super fun nonetheless. You have your partner lay on their back and…

MissAnthrope's avatar

I’m having a hard time with this, considering female gonads are inside the body.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@MissAnthrope Fair is fair. We have to come up with something.

MissAnthrope's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe – But there can’t be an equivalent! So, what are you suggesting is being ‘fe-bagged’? Labia? My brain just keeps saying not the same, not the same.

jrpowell's avatar

Nipple-Dipping?

edit :: That actually sounds like a good thing.

jfos's avatar

@MissAnthrope FE-BAGGED! That’s great. (Also, she-bagged would work…)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Fe bagged? What the hell its that?

MissAnthrope's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe – Fe (female) + bagged.

Facade's avatar

Face-sitting?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@MissAnthrope Isn’t that what a guy thinks after he gets a lady in the sack?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

That’s just called getting your “Diver’s Certificate “and you should earn that before you even consider taking the plunge.

rebbel's avatar

Clitting. (From Urban Dictionary: (button) clitting; Repeatedly pressing the (elevator) button as if doing so will make (the elevator a female) come sooner.)
Use imagination.

MissAnthrope's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe – I don’t know, is it? I know what I think after getting a lady in the sack, but I can’t speak for guys.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@MissAnthrope I had not considered that angle. So ladies can fe bag, and guys can fe bag, so it’s all even. Now we just need to address the political angle.

rebbel's avatar

Politicians can be fag fe bag too?

El_Cadejo's avatar

its called AWESOME

Fe- Bagged… That doesnt have anything to do with Iron does it ? :P

CMaz's avatar

Its called a good old fashion, Face Sitting.

FutureMemory's avatar

Whatever it is, I want some!

mattbrowne's avatar

Most women I know are to smart to bother coming up with an equivalent of teabagging.

These 21st century teabaggers are a huge disappointment. They haven’t understood the concept of freedom and democracy.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Something that involves opening the abdomen and sucking on the ovaries. Not fun.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Lightlyseared Not the angle I was looking for. That’s similar to saying the Human Centipede was a nice family sitcom.

nisse's avatar

She-bagging, lol.

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