What would you rather throw in the face of a clown?

Up.

Well that certainly ticks the depraved box.Diced carrot sliding down the startled faces of the fellows.Yes please.

5 – None of the above. I really don’t want to be within throwing distance of a clown.

A nice uppercut.
CLOWNS BAD!!! said in the voice of Frankenstein

@lucillelucillelucille The monsters or the dear demented doctors voice. It makes a difference, at least to the bloody clown anyhoo.

Dumbo’s ass.

@Cruiser “But i’ve been, done, seen about everything when I see a clown covered in elephant shit” Doesn’t have the same ring to it but works for me.

Jellyfish.

<——It, apparently, is Wednesday Woman’s Avatar Day….., that is why.

Soap and water
Their makeup is scary

“Send in the clowns,” so that I can run as far away as possible.

I would not throw anything in the clown’s face, unless he tried to pants me or honk anything I didn’t want honked. Then I would kick him in the babymaker.

Nothing. I don’t have enough animus against them now. When I was 7, though? Rotten eggs, fer shur. Clowns scared me.

Instead of throwing anything at him, I would use my water gun to shoot red food dye in his face; imagining it to be blood would be somewhat satisfying, I suppose.

I’d hire Ronald McDonald to fight him and they must use clown weapons in a caged match to the death!! Now thats entertainment

A chuckle. Usually a guffaw.

Wow, so many coulrophobics here.
Are we really talking about these funny entertainers?
Hey, I hope you guys can overcome your hangups one day.

This woman…...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2nK_qmvJ7A Get her Mr. Giggles!

Battery acid!

And by that, of course, I mean I’d just spray an asthma pump in IT’s face.

>_>

@Symbeline Wooo! you really do hate clowns. <_<