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What would you rather throw in the face of a clown?
1 : The traditional & somewhat obligatory custard pie.
2 : A bucket full of water/ice cream.
3 : A bag of cement.
4 : Piranha.
5 : None of the above.Perhaps you have no desire to toy with the evil foppish twerp that is a clown.Or maybe better still you have other far more appropriate, or should that be inappropriate, ideas of what to toss in their bloody cake holes.
Give it your most depraved funny original or wacky best.Thank you please.
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