Two left feet? Haveth rhythm? Elaine Benes on the dance floor; can you dance?

Oh, I dance…well…enough said.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Niiice. ;-)

Love to dance; hate to see myself in a mirror doing it!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir You’re the Tango Queen of Brooklyn, I hear!

I am sooo Elaine on the dance floor. I love to dance but have no rhythm. I hate it. People actually call me Elaine.

Shoot at my feet and you’ll see me dance.I do enjoy a slow dance though
“Those who dance, are considered crazy by those who can’t hear the music.” -George Carlin

I can dance. Not like that chick on Solid Gold with the hair, but I’ll do.

Depend on how drunk I am….

I give an awesome lapdance. That’s about it.

I can dance. I got rhythm. I’m good at following choreographed dances (haven’t done that in a while), but I’m also just good at random dancing at parties. And I’m good at…you know…sexual dancing…(freaking, grinding, whatever you want to call it) ;)

Love to dance. I am not fantabulous, but I can hold my own.

Do I dance? Yes.
Can I dance well? No.
Should I dance when other people can see me? Absolutely not.

@janbb Who you’ve been talkin to?

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Video of you dancing or it didn’t happen.

@chyna What didn’t happen? My horrible dance moves? I’d be very glad if that didn’t happen. :)

I’m a great dancer!

@tinyfaery yum-meh!

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Yes your “horrible dance moves.” I don’t believe it. I bet you can dance.

I’m grabbing @tinyfaery and @Simone_De_Beauvoir on the dance floor.

@tinyfaery you’re coming whether you like it or not, woman.

I’m a horrible dancer. But get a few drinks in me and I’m unstoppable. And when Footloose comes on, clear the fracking floor!

i will dance like a fool any time of the day. especially with alcohol in me. i am all over the place and i will literally have to be dragged home. i. love. dancing. and i am not afraid to break out the lawnmower, the shopping cart, or the sprinkler.

@Likeradar lol!

Is it weird that I’m trying to picture everyone dancing?

I still have the online station playing.

@jjmah I think that’s what everyone who sees me does. And yes, I probably do look like a dancing donkey.

@Likeradar pfft. I’m sure that you look cute!

Ladies, I suggest that we form a circle around goldblum here and have him dance in the middle.

@Likeradar Me and you together, dancing, it will be awesome, or awful.

@jjmah I concur. Time for me to start drinking. It’ll make for a better show. :)

i dance anywhere and everywhere i want i dont care what people think. lol :D x

I dance well enough. Nothing exceptional, but I don’t look too bad.

I’m really good at doing strip teases, too, but I’m way too self conscious to actually do one for my boyfriend… my best friends and I used to do them for each other for the lulz, most of the fun was in creating an absurd outfit to peel off.

I’m adequate at ballroom dancing, but have been told by experts that I Tango like a storm trooper.

I’m really good.

I’ve actually invented my own dance some years ago, which i only dance with my girlfriend around or when alone.
It consists of every possible (be it rhythmic or a-rhythmic) move with every possible limb at every possible moment in every possible kind of music.
I am shy to do it right now in front of you all…

I answered this here.

“I was in Germany and hooked-up with a lovely lady from Ireland. We were dancing and she whispered in my ear that I was the worst dancer she had ever seen.

I guess my point is that even if you are bad I will always be worse. But I like dancing, and will continue to horrify people all over the world with it.”

I think I probably dance okay, the problem is that I am way too self-conscious to bust moves like I do when I’m alone, so I will never truly know.

I dance like Ian Curtis

Coincidentally my exboyfriend just brought up dancing on facebook, and he said I can dance, so I guess even by objective observers I am ok.

@Michael_Huntington – I shouldn’t have LOLed, but I did. Poor Ian.

What do they say about ladies and gents with rhythm?
Yes, I’m a dancer; I have been my whole life.

@perspicacious That’s it’s all in the motion of their ocean: That they do well in sack.

I know how to dance reasonably well but my body is not tolerant of much such activity. I adore holding my wife and I will push myself as much as I can because she loves to dance.