Okay then: Easy Lasagna
(with or without meat) especially for Guys
You’ll need: Lasagna dish (get the foil, disposable one – not worth the hassle cleaning afterwards – hey, it’s lasagna.)
Parmesan or other exotic cheese (or get the Pizza cheese that says pizza cheese on the label)
Lasagna noodles (duh) get the pre-cooked ready to use kind – with a fancy Italian name
1 big can of smushed, cubed or chopped tomatoes, the one that has spices and herbs in it (basil, or garlic or onion, whatever)
1 tomato paste
(it’s sounding like the shakshuka – right? right. All sauces are based on the same principal. It’s Italiano – waddya want?
an onion
I like mushrooms – use a little tin (or fresh – but then you’re already a chef and don’t need this)
While reading this – pre-heat the oven to 180 (that means turn it on and wait)
Olive oil the lasagna dish and layer with lasagna noodles. They’re the ready to use kind, right?
In a bigger pot than necessary, fry the onion golden.
Add the tomatoes (you want to use fresh, it’ll take a little longer is all)
Add the paste and a little water
Add the mushrooms
Cook on low for about 10 minutes – stirring – don’t walk away
It’s evening – you’re drinking wine/beer – add a splash or two
It’s daytime – you’re drinking OJ – don’t
Add a teaspoon of sugar – and a bay leaf – trust me
Stirring? Stirring.
Where’s the beef?
250 grams (I dunno in American – you figure it out – it’s like x 2.2 or 1.6 or something) fresh moo meat – fresh – not frozen defrosted – okay, you can use the frozen kind – you student, you
make it into little balls and fry both sides – then smash and make it like sloppy joes
Add to the sauce – you were stirring, right?
Stir it in – cook for another 5
It’s been a half hour – drink some beer add a splash to the sauce – taste it
Add the oregano, pepper and salt to taste – which means, you gotta taste it and then add carefully.
Like Ryan Seacrest says on AI – add carefully – too much – you killed it. Maybe the meat’s salty – so go light on the salt – my mom always says: you can add salt afterwards – but you can’t take it out.
Layer of sauce over the lasagna noodles
Layer of lasagna noodles over the sauce
Layer of sauce over the lasagna noodles
Layer of lasagna noodles over the sauce
Whatever finishes first – add a layer of your fave (parmesan?) cheese on top
25–35 minutes in the oven – depends on your oven,
Put a timer on for 20 minutes and peak.
All the ingredients are now well cooked – so don’t worry about taking it out early – just late and burnt.
Voila.