Name one thing that would make you happy right now?
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June 7th, 2010
Only one thing.
For me, some new diggs.
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For my head to stop hurting.
If Finals were finally final. :P
A chiropractor visit and a deep tissue massage.
My back, shoulders and neck are in the worst condition they’ve ever been in before.
Fuck, I want a massage so bad right now.
300 pound emeralds on my earlobes.Yes,I will risk tripping over my own ears -LOL—
Soft-baked chocolate chip cookies.
Edit to add: LARGE soft-baked chocolate chip cookies.
A quick visit to my dentist to get this broken molar extracted.
I just want my finals to be over
I’d love to see my friend who moved to Hawaii. I’d rather see her there than have her visit here. :)
I have my A level maths exams day after tomorrow…
If I get an A, I get another £275/yr grant for the next four years (which makes £3,300 for my three As over 4 years).
I would be happy, considering I skipped almost all the classes and only started cramming today.
something to cure from my hopeless romance.
Being able to not follow rules.
A banana gelato.
My new car.
Giving @Vunessuh a massage.
Winning the lotto.
Just sorted out differentiation of trig functions and integration by parts and substitution, though, so that’s calculus pretty much done…
Now for the co-ordinate geometry in 3D, what a bastard you are look, as of right now…
A swim, which I am going to take in an hour.
A nap. This makes everything look better:)
I’m happy every single day, just because I want to be – but I would love to see my oldest son again, after a 12 year (so far) separation and to meet my now 10 year old granddaughter.
Three thousand dollars. Yep. That would do it.
A job would make me happy.
Yep like @Seek_Kolinahr. Only a measly $15,000 would do me good. Thank you.
I wish I could afford to pay someone to clean my house. Enough to have them come back every two weeks would be lagniappe.
@HungryGuy That is revolting, and if I were you I would delete it.
My husband walking to our front door right now.
I find it revolting. That’s just my opinion .
Ooh ooh! @HungryGuy, if you get your female sex slave, can I get an android sex slave that looks like Viggo Mortensen? It wouldn’t be cheating on my husband, because it would just be a really goodlooking sex toy. ^_^
A large clean lake out my back door.
a phone call from someone I shouldn’t be thinking about
@Seaofclouds Would you want him to walking in or out the door? haha.
“you so crazy… I think I want to have your baby..”
Not me. Salt ‘n Pepa does.
@Seek_Kolinahr – Android sex slaves are on the way. Just look at what Sony can do with robots. Mix in an old Infocom natural language parser. Add that Google software that can recognize faces in family photos. And put it in a RealDoll…
@dpworkin – If my sex slaves are revolting, I’ll just have to punish them for doing so :-p
a Venture Capitalist’s interest in my ideas!
A text message or phone call from this dude would make me happy, and that makes me feel totally lame!
And those of you saying you want your finals to be over: I want your finals to be over, too. 900 exams for us to grade this week….
Also, @dpworkin: some girls are into that, no?
and…it happened… how bizarre is that!!!
@nikipedia – Right. As a writer of erotic/horror stories, I know plenty of women who dream of being a sex slave and just being used for their master’s carnal pleasure. So much for radical feminism, eh?
@nikipedia Some people are interested in the relationship of power dynamics to sex. No one wants to be a sexual slave in all of the reality which that would entail. Not only that, but there are actual sexual slaves being held much against their will as we speak, and I do not find it a matter for casual joking.
@lynneblundell Oooh, wouldn’t it be funny if everything everyone on here said came true, like rubbing a magic lamp? Except for @HungryGuy, he can’t have a sex slave. lol
@dpworkin: We learned a lot about the sex slave trade in my women’s studies class last semester. It is very horrifying. We had a speaker from Love 146 come in to educate people in our school. It was good to see how hard some people are working to stop sex trafficking.
@KatawaGrey Thanks for the support. I’m glad you understood my objection.
@HungryGuy Dreaming it and living the reality of being a real sex slave are two different things. As @KatawaGrey stated, it is a horrific life and most of the women who are sex slaves did not choose to be so. Ah, but this is a topic for a different thread if you want to ask it.
@dpworkin: Then let’s check in with @HungryGuy and see which scenario he’s referring to, yeah?
@HungryGuy: Are you actually interested in a human being held against her will for your sexual pleasure, or are you interested in a master/slave relationship with a woman who enjoys that power dynamic?
My equal. Its so hard to find a man that can handle a woman with a spine.
@nikipedia – I desire a woman who willingly chooses to become a sex slave—but once sealed, her body becomes my personal property to use as I choose. I’ve even had a number of women ask me to let them be my sex slave, but there’s usually complications in the way (such as living in different countries, or having kids, etc.). But of course, real slavery is horrible and evil.
@chyna Considering I haven’t seen him in 5 months, walking in the door. :)
To be able to fast forward the next 3 months. If I could cry, summer heat would make me do it.
Being back on Lake Huron near a lighthouse.
Torrential rain, a set of fur lined handcuffs, a long fluffy feather, set of X large anal beads, nipple clamps and the chance to make Hungry Guy my bitch.
being able to say “i love you” to my girl friend
@Silhouette Today’s your lucky day! <does awkward introduction>
Ohh, I was 8 hours of sleep. I’ll settle for 6. Consecutive.
i would wish that i didn’t just wreck on my skateboard going 40mph. or for my ex and I to still be dating
A long weekend, alone, with nothing to do.
It’s been years since I’ve had a day alone with nothing to do.
An invitation from you, @jjmah, for me and my husband to spend the weekend up north with you and your beautiful lady. Good food, good drinks, good laughs.
@chyna yes it would be sooo cool… I seem to be attracting things into my life at the moment that I desire… trouble is… you have to be real careful what you wish for because the universe needs you to be real specific!!
I know I should be saying that more money would make me happy because I really want to get out of debt and start enjoying the money I earn but…..right now I just want to lie down on the bed with my boyfriend, cuddle up to him and have a nap.
A week off.
It’d be a great break from that hell hole and by the end of it, I’d be bored enough to be ready to go back.
If men would stop wearing so much cologne to the gym… I would be extremely happy
@meagan Eww!
<—never wears cologne to the gym
@bob_ Its gross. I just went and it smells like a pine forest in there haha
* shakes head disapprovingly *
Big bowl of rocky road ice cream with white chocolate chips.
@Silhouette – Not if I make you my bitch first, babe :-p
@HungryGuy You’re on! Love a good wrestling match! <wink> <wink> ;o)
@Silhouette – Loser is the other’s bitch for a weekend? Let’s do this thang…
@Silhouette – Uhm… [NSFW]…you do realize that if I win, you’ll be spending most of your time as my Cum Sponge, don’t you?
@HungryGuy Did I tell you I loved that story? Because I loved it. Hell, I died laughing at the “I Came on Eileen” thing.
I’m pretty sure others have thought of it, but I’ll be the first to say it…
A blowjob.
@bob_ Not something I have thought of…
@chyna Funny how you were in a hurry to deny it… hmm… * suspicious look *
@HungryGuy And if you lose I’m giving you a dirty sanchez.
A nice home-cooked meal already made for me.
Daniel Barenboim’s youth orchestra West-Eastern Divan giving a concert in Riyadh.
@Seek_Kolinahr – Yes, you told me. It’s one of my favorites, too. I’m glad you caught the joke. My humour is very dry, and goes over most people’s heads. But no story (even an erotic thriller) should take itself too seriously.
@Silhouette – Sounds fun. I just might lose on purpose :-p Then again, I also want to put you in The Box for a while…
@HungryGuy
WHY DO I KEEP READING THOSE THINGS?!?!?!
@Seek_Kolinahr – Because I include subliminal nano-messages in the font of my answers that force you to…
Response moderated (Obscene)
Better yet @YARNLADY NSFY or V. Thanks for the heads up!
@YARNLADY & @Val123 I’m very sorry I forgot and it’s too late to edit. I’ll flag it for removal.
@Silhouette Ah, it’s aright! I didn’t look! Don’t worry about it~ :)
@YARNLADY – I see nothing about Silhouette’s photo that needs a NSFW warning.
@HungryGuy Maybe you can let your boss walk by and see that on the screen, but most of us can’t.
@Silhouette Not worth flagging – don’t worry.
@YARNLADY I didn’t think so when I posted it but you schooled me. There really wasn’t anything dirty about it, but I sure don’t want you to get in trouble with your boss, the monsignor. LOL
NOW I WANT TO SEE THE PICTURE @Silhouette!! Is it still there??
Ha ha @Val123
It was just a corseted lady’s back, showing her holding a paddle. It was captioned “Spank ya later”.
I woke up this morning thinking how happy I’d be to find that ants had taken over the last of the Baby Ruth that I had left on the table by the computer, so that I wouldn’t be tempted to eat it. Can you imagine my utter delight when I found it was so?........ and so it was.
NOT DELIGHTED!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!
FROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Val123 You broke the thread. Great.
OOPs….I think I broke fluther. Shut up bob!
@HungryGuy I’ma let @YARNLADY do it. My cheeks are still stinging from the spanking I got. HAHAHAH I keep getting mental picture of being jerked up by my ear and scolded for looking at the bare breasted ladies in National Geographic. LOL
Today, something that would make me happy – If I didn’t have to be my mother’s parent.
Are all of these posts in bold, or am I losing my mind?
@jjmah It’s my fault! I broke the thread! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to (see my comment on Not Delighted with ants on my candy bar this morning. Throwing in random characters did it and I feel awful!)
I’M SORRY @augustlan!!! I am. I’m just waiting for the other shoe to fall. Spank me later?
(How’d you unbold yourself @rangerr)?
Ah, who cares.
I think that everyone should have a beer.
</strong>....did I fix it?
Having a beer too, waiting for the spanking firing squad….
Fixed it for me up there….what about here?
You guys? Are you normal now?
[mod says] Val broke Fluther. I fixed it. :D
@auggie! THANK YOU! I was starting to obsess on it! In fact, I came here, looked up this thread ‘cause I had an idea…..I thought, I started the NOT DELIGHTED comment with a * , which has the <strong> code in it, then the hot keys inserted the “end strong” code…but the * I put at the end of the NOT DELIGHTED comment to end it, actually restarted it!
WHEW! Thanks. (Can I try it again? I mean, random characters and all? Just to see what might happen next…..?:))
Auggie…those people are still not normal, though. Anything you can do about that?
@Val123 I can fix your code, but the “not-normal” people are beyond fixing. ~
@augustlan Heh heh!
Damn it! The ants now know where I live! They’ve invaded the kitchen! Sheesh.
Great Caesar’s ghost! Easy…being the sole winner of a 780K plus Powerball lotto.
just someone to make me a cup of coffee would be really rather nice… :-(
Hangover Cure….. —__—;
i.e. Fried breakfast, a big mug of tea and a glass of IRN BRU… comin right up!
hmmm yes someone else was mentioning to me the merits of irn bru for hangovers…must try it sometime!
When those who take advantage or abuse vulnerable people reap what they sow.
How about most politicians from both parties can I wish them to suffer as most of us do?
Poetic justice makes me happy. It feels like it is karma at work.
A job.
Yes, it’s that bad right now. :(
A shower.
@aprilsimnel Hang in there. It’ll happen. Took two years for me, but It happened.
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