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How's about a round of I'm a jelly, but also a...?

Asked by zenele (8260points) June 10th, 2010

I’m a jelly and… I also teach ESL and used to let my son beat me at basketball; now he really does.

You?

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Dr_Dredd's avatar

I’m not a jelly, but I play one on TV.

Oh yeah, and a doctor, too…

BoBo1946's avatar

I’m a jelly, and I can kick @zenele‘s a** in basketball!

Oh yeah, i don’t do “nuttin!”

free_fallin's avatar

I’m a jelly and a woman who accomplished most of her dreams and now helps others to accomplish theirs.

CMaz's avatar

I’m just crazy.

zenele's avatar

@BoBo1946 But my son, more importantly, can whoop yours.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

a hopeless romantic, a dreamer, a mother, an activist.

BoBo1946's avatar

@zenele loll..hey, at my age, will take him on in “horse!”

partyparty's avatar

I am a jelly….. but also share my home with two precious canine friends (& my SO) of course.

zenele's avatar

@BoBo1946—We say no to drugs in my house. Unless they’re really good quality.

kenmc's avatar

I’m also an amateur photographer, writer, and musician. Basically, a jack of all trades, but a master of none.

ubersiren's avatar

… very tired.

BoBo1946's avatar

@zenele talking about Advil ! loll

Trillian's avatar

My name is Trillian, and I’m a Jelly. “Hi Trillian!” In addition to jelly-ing, I also cook like a fiend and make my son drool and beg. I’m trying to teach him to cook for himself and he can, to a limited extent. But things like roast beef, carbonara, really anything with multiple steps and ingredients he refuses to learn ans insists that he can’t match it so why bother trying?

rebbel's avatar

A jelly, but also a lover. Not a fighter

Facade's avatar

I’m a jelly and a… reluctant student who is desperately trying to get her shit together and be happy.

Facade's avatar

@zenele How did I miss that? Great thread =)

zenele's avatar

That’s what I’m here for.

cookieman's avatar

I’m a jelly, but also…
• a lover of cookies
• a man flanked by two exceptional females
• an owner of a fuzzy puppy
• a guy lucky enough to make a living being creative

perspicacious's avatar

I’m not a jelly. What’s a jelly?

Trillian's avatar

I’m also a lumberjack, and I’m ok….

kenmc's avatar

@Trillian Do you work all night and sleep all day?

gemiwing's avatar

…and I’m thirsty, mending, doing laundry (again), watching the World Cup concert, hoping my pain doctor calls me back, eager for the holidays, waiting for Hubbs to get home, wondering how my father is doing, wishing my mom lived closer, trying to figure out how to put a pool in our living room and hoping for a calm night.

Dr_Dredd's avatar

@boots Heck with that, does she dress up in women’s clothing and hang around in bars? :-)

chyna's avatar

I’m a jelly and I’m owned by a pretty cool boxer.

jonsblond's avatar

I’m a housekeeper, day care center teacher, cook, computer operator, facilities manager, van driver, psychologist, laundry machine operator, janitor and chief executive officer. Otherwise known as- stay-at-home mom.

Seaofclouds's avatar

I’m a wife who misses her husband, a mother that can’t wait to have more children, a nurse that misses working in a hospital, and a student that will be graduating in August.

chyna's avatar

@jonsblond Don’t forget a moderator on a pretty cool radio program.

Trillian's avatar

@boots You’re damn skippy. I also cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I like to…you know the drill. ;-)

BoBo1946's avatar

I’m a guy that is hot…from mowing my yard, edging, and giving it a good blow job!

Now, cooling off to finish the back…got more hedges to trim than “Carter had peanuts!”

zenele's avatar

@BoBo1946 You have to get out more.

Yard says: Thanks Zen! You tell him! Enough of these blow jobs already.

CMaz's avatar

I have a JOB that lately BLOWS.

Running a TV Station does have its drawbacks.

BoBo1946's avatar

@ChazMaz really…wow…that is cool! Interesting job!

@zenele get a grip man!

zenele's avatar

@BoBo1946 I should get a grip? That’s pretty much all I do all day. You, on the other hand, give grass blowjobs.

BoBo1946's avatar

lmao…..................oh well, we must be doing something…somewhere!

CMaz's avatar

Speaking of grass blowjobs.

How do I get rid of Moles?

zenele's avatar

Ask the specialist ^^. He’d probably blow them out of your yard.

BoBo1946's avatar

@ChazMaz mole problem…watched this video..this guy knows his stuff! Interesting!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QuFocbjYk0

jonsblond's avatar

@chyna Sleeping with the host does have its perks. I’m also executive producer. ;)

chyna's avatar

Does Jon know you are sleeping with the host? :-)

zenele's avatar

The question is does Jon know when she’s sleeping with the host. But I digress…

BoBo1946's avatar

@zenele well, enough break for me…back to da yard!

zenele's avatar

Yeah. Go blow.

CMaz's avatar

Will you two stop blowing each other around and get a yard.

zenele's avatar

Awww, go whack a mole.

BoBo1946's avatar

loll i’m gone this time..

chyna's avatar

There’s a lot of blowing and whacking on this thread.

zenele's avatar

You left me hanging in PM.

poofandmook's avatar

I’m a jelly and also a poof mama.
a mook mama
a freaking wreck.
a horror enthusiast
a movie blogger
a dispatcher
a broken heart
a lazy pessimist

YARNLADY's avatar

@perspicacious I’m a jelly, he’s a jelly, she’s a jelly, don’t you wish you were a jelly too?

Berserker's avatar

I’m Batman.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

I’m really an autistic, depressed hermit.

augustlan's avatar

@Symbeline That’s impossible. I’m Batman. ;)

@ChazMaz I’ll send you a PM about the moles.

I’m a jelly, but I’m also the manager of the best community on the web, an ‘intellectual’ high school drop-out, a handy woman with my own tools (and a 1920s house in bad shape to use them on), a landlord, an artist, a writer, a mom to 3 great daughters and two fantastic stepsons, a stepgrandma of two, and the wife of a wonderful guy.

In addition, I’m a woefully under-employed office manager/accountant, and struggling to make ends meet (anybody have a job for me?). A chronic disease sufferer and an abuse survivor. It’s all good, though, because I’m also happy. :)

DominicX's avatar

I’m a jelly, but also a Stanford student, boyfriend to an awesome boyfriend, amateur composer, writer, pianist, and photographer; I’m a geography, classical music, and language enthusiast, a linguistics major, fun-lover, brother to three awesome siblings and son to two awesome parents. :)

rangerr's avatar

I’m a jelly, but also a dreamer. I’m not the only one.

chels's avatar

I’m a jelly but also a Jersey girl. AND PROUD. Don’t hate :)

El_Cadejo's avatar

@Symbeline @augustlan No, no your not – _ -

:P

zenele's avatar

I knew it.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I’m a jelly but also a musical theatre fan!

BoBo1946's avatar

@augustlan wow…well, you have a great attitude about it! Glad you shared that with us! Take care!

zenele's avatar

@BoBo1946 Auggie is the best. You, blow.

BoBo1946's avatar

yah yah yah…........loll

mYcHeMiCaLrOmAnCe's avatar

I’m a jelly, but also a dreamer

mYcHeMiCaLrOmAnCe's avatar

and I’m my soulmate

Berserker's avatar

I’m Adam West then.

CMaz's avatar

I’m my own Grandpar.

augustlan's avatar

@Symbeline You can be Adam West’s Batman. I’m claiming Micheal Keaton’s or Christian Bale’s!

poofandmook's avatar

I hate Christian Bale… only because of the way he talks. It’s like a lisp, but not. His teeth never touch. WEIRD.

chels's avatar

…I have to go return some videotapes…

zenele's avatar

Can I be nipple Robin?

Berserker's avatar

@augustlan Good nuff for me. If it ain’t West, it ain’t Batman. :D

mYcHeMiCaLrOmAnCe's avatar

wow I’m the love of my life

zenele's avatar

^^ And talking to yourself.

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