You're drinking a nice strong cup of coffee, what would be something you saw or heard that could possibly cause you to scald your genetalia?

If my baby fell downs the stairs.

If my dog got out into the street. (This happened. My idiot brother left the door open and she headed straight for the street.)

If someone misspelt genitalia. ~

Not much, having been an emergency responder for so long. Maybe something on the scale of total catastrophe.

Vehicle in front of you suddently hits its brakes and you run right into its rear.

If my beloved was under the table attending to them when someone unexpectedly came into the house unannounced.

@zenele Oh shit bugger fart, I hate it when that happens dagnabbit. Oh well, hope your nuts are roasting nicely ;¬}

@Dr_Lawrence What? Are you talking about the Smile game?

Wrinkly underwear?

@lucillelucillelucille Uh…he’s not wearing any underwear, sweetie…

@Trillian -LMAO! I still think it needs to be ironed!

@lucillelucillelucille It didn’t need ironing when it was new!

@Trillian -I can’t top this! LOL

George Clooney coming up the drive while I am having breakfast still wearing my curlers.

My MIL stepping out of the shower…shit I’d have a crotch of hot coffee and a grabber! Certain death.

If someone suddenly put a mirror in front of me while I was ready to take the first sip!

Having a burning building fall on me.

Ucme in a banana hammock.

K, err yeah, whatever.

@jjmah LOL

Jerry Stiller in a unicorn costume giving a lap dance to a Gilla monster, all floating in a bubble.

If SquareEnix’s famous Project X was a Final Fantasy VII remake.

It must be a guy thing, I can’t imagine how something like that would happen. Who drinks coffee that hot anyway?

Like, genitalia specifically?

That’s one of the reasons I like having my “stuff” safely tucked away inside. I don’t really have to worry about that kind of thing happening.

Explosion or unexpected gunfire. I’d send everything flying going for my own weapon.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

@zenele LOL

Ah, good morning dear. Caught your attention.

@zenele Good morning dear. Anyway, we’re friends, at the very least I can pretend to be amused, whether I am or not. It’s only polite. : -)

So you are pretending that I amuse you? What am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you?