What would the first thing be that you would do as vampire?

Get a vampire babe.

look moody and mysterious.

@Lightlyseared And sparkly.

I would buy some cool black clothing to go along with my new look.

Test out all my new abilities.

Close the blinds.

See if that garlic thing is true.

Look in a mirror.

Buy an egg crate pad for my coffin.

I would buy some make up, and actually wear it.

I second, @ChazMaz.

Suck the pluck outta Angie Jolie’s left tit.

Start a band

Orlock and the Minions

Nothing I don’t ordinarily do. I like sucking

Learn how to complete sentences.

If that Twilight kid is an indication, vampires are repulsed by holy water, mirrors, garlic, and shampoo.
I guess I would secure a good location for my coffin.

No, I actually haven’t seen any Twilight movies

As a Vampire? Find the Twilight pansies weaknesses, and murder all of them.

Anne Rice FTW. >.>

@filmfann Shampoo. Hahaha.

I’d go into a bar and beat up all the assholes.

Find a nice quiet place to sleep until society learns how to cure me…