How come when you fart in the bathtub it always smells like brussels sprouts?

Um, what? I know nothing of the sort.

Because the candy coating gets washed off?

I really don’t know the answer, but this question confirms my feelings now. I think I love you @janbb.

And I you @jonsblond !

Okay, so, I came on to fluther tonight hoping to ask “Is it called flunking when people fluther drunk?” because I keep thinking it is really called something else. Then, I see this question and realize this might actually be the place to ask the question instead of my very own posting. I wonder this because surely only drunk fluthering leads to brussle sprout farts in the bathtub.

Are you using Brussels Sprout scented soap? That might explain it. Otherwise, I have no idea.

@liminal Maybe it was the hot fudge sundae I ate for supper? (Or – err, my friend ate for supper?)

@liminal it must be your friend, but not this one of course.

I love how my next activity is “Have I become a cranky old lady?”. I would definitely be cranky if my farts smelled like Brussels sprouts.

@liminal Are you flunking?

@janbb shhh, don’t tell.

You’re lucky, it gets much worse with age.

@Silhouette, it gets more ‘broccolish’ does it not?

Just don’t be a Snarff Gobbler. True story:
This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and biting the bubbles

Trish: “what the hell are you doing?”
Kevin: “What? I’m a Snarff Gobbler”
Trish: “WTF is wrong with you?”
Kevin: “I’m bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface.”
Trish: “you are a sick bastard”
Kevin: Thanks I love you

@liminal yes

I’ll check next time I fart in the bathtub and let you know.

I like giving the rubber duckies a jacuzzi, like me they despise brussels.Although a faint aroma of bubble bath can be sniffed, a right nostril flarer.

another @janbb lurver.

@jjmah Thanks sweetie, but you didn’t answer my question!

Remind me to pass on the brussel sprouts if I’m invited to dinner at your house.

@Adirondackwannabe Pass what on the brussel sprouts?

<<blub blub blub>>

@jjmah Wanna come over for a bath tonight?

@janbb What exactly do you top your food with?

@janbb Nope.